turns out you actually can find a boyfriend on twitter btw 🫪

@offpixie so youre saying theres hope

@offpixie But I don't want a boyfriend 😭

@offpixie I’m glad there’s hope!

@offpixie Seems like a bad idea

@offpixie Sounds like u were looking for him like he was on a shelf or somethin & twt is an online store.

bottom or bot? sorry goose, no fake AI generated gays allowed

@offpixie you can find six of them if you want ...

@offpixie Gratulacje

@offpixie Nooooo don’t do it, run

@offpixie say promise rn

@offpixie Nah no way

@offpixie bro i wish 😭

@offpixie congrats, I wish I can find a girlfriend on twitter but that's just wishful thinking

@offpixie brawo kochana 🩷

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@offpixie speaking from experience, tread very lightly

@offpixie manifesting this 🙏🙏

@offpixie exactly as I did

@offpixie @Jezzie16a1e1 <3

@offpixie ????