“⠀you love just having him around at all, don’t lie、”

@patternsofshame “Excuse me!? You should be taking care of your own pets… The bird keeps disappearing with my piercings!”

@royalhuntrix “ that doesn’t sound like something the bird would do、 you sure you’re not just making that up? ⠀ also, they’d rather stay with you from time to time  ──  who am i to keep them from that? ”

@patternsofshame “Oh great, now I'm the one making things up… I mean, just look at his little thief face! You're trying to make up an excuse for your bad parenting.”

@royalhuntrix “ i’ve never seen sussie with your piercings、 just derpy’s hat、 ⠀ but what’s wrong with sussie wanting to look a bit glamorous with your piercings? ”

@patternsofshame “Okay, have you ever seen ears on the bird? How can he wear piercings?”

@royalhuntrix “  it can hang off the brim of the hat、”

@patternsofshame “So you're just confirming the crime!”

@royalhuntrix “  actually, i was only answering your question、 it was hypothetical、”

@patternsofshame “Ugh... Why am I even trying to argue with you about a bird? ”

@royalhuntrix “  only because you were adamant on accusing me of your missing piercings、”

@patternsofshame “ I didn't accuse you, I accused the bird! But now that you've said that, I'm sure you're involved, demons can't be trusted. ”

@royalhuntrix “ it was both me and the bird、and are you 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 still holding onto that belief after everything? ”

@patternsofshame “ I have... selective memory. ”

@royalhuntrix “  .͟.͟  is that relevant? ”

@patternsofshame “ It is. You should try it sometimes. ”

@royalhuntrix “  i like to remember * most things that happen to me, thank you、 ”

@patternsofshame “Aren't you the guy who created a boy band for Gwi-ma in exchange for getting rid of some memories?”

@royalhuntrix “ are you really bringing that up here? ”

@patternsofshame “ You don't want to talk about it, I got it…. But I'm here to listen when you feel you should, you did the same with me. ”

@royalhuntrix “ it’s kind of hard to forget, or at least push down when i keep having to bring it up, you know、 ⠀ so i can’t say i will any more than i already have with you、”

@patternsofshame “ I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you. Sometimes I talk too much when I'm nervous… ”

@royalhuntrix “ it’s not a huge deal、 but maybe we should change the subject、 just talk about anything else、”

@patternsofshame “ Here, have some noodles. They can heal anything. ”