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I collect spores, mold, and fungus🕴 Sometimes I watch movies and tweet about them.

Brooklyn Katılım Mayıs 2009
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One dude’s head is bleeding and he asked me if I lived with the girl standing near me, another dude is laying asleep on a seat with his shoes off, at least 3 people are rolling joints.
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I truly cannot recommend enough taking literally any train other than the J. The J is unhinged in the worst way. How has society sunk this low? Why do we deserve so little?
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There is absolutely no place more unhinged than midday J trains. In my car there is one person sleeping across a bench with no shoes on, one guy rolling a joint, and one guy at the end just started jerking off. Time to switch trains and douse my eyes in bleach.
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Anthony DeVito 🇵🇸@AnthonyDeVito·
I'm not one of those sexists who thinks women need protecting. If a brawl breaks out, I'm the first one to use a lady as a human shield!
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It was a little bit offensive how not NY the sets of Scream 6 were. Like did y’all even try? I’ll answer that: no you didn’t. You had a make believe subway station sign hanging as a banner at a make believe college.
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Today I found out I work with someone who graduated college in 2018. I was already a full fledged depressed adult with two cats and a pair of “going out” sweatpants by then.
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Guess whose cat threw up under the blankets and guess who slid into their bed and got a foot full of cold gushy vomit?
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I can’t believe I went and got a job and I actually have to go back to it tomorrow. What was I thinking?
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Every morning my cat hops up on the bathroom sink, paces back and forth, and has himself a little scream for about 15 minutes. I can’t imagine what he needs that catharsis for, but I think we should all have a little scream every morning to start our day, as a treat.
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Well I finally finished watching all 15 seasons of Supernatural and now I’m empty inside.
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life can be pretty cool because you can get a bagel. but there’s also the horrors
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He’s back at it! 🌭🌭
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A group of people just walked down my block dressed as wedges of cheese and mermaids and if that isn’t bushwick in a nutshell I don’t know what is.
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Sometimes when I walk around bushwick and see all the other curly haired girlies I’m like oh yeah, we all definitely get our hair cut at the same place.
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@djkocisi I honestly should have gotten it so much quicker, I’m ashamed.
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Todays wordle was hard as fuck
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Since being laid off in Nov I’ve gotten calls nearly every week that I’ve had to redirect & they’re awkward as hell. I’m also not being paid to have these conversations but I feel for these folks who are just trying to do their jobs & are probably dialing dead numbers all day
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I feel like an aspect of layoffs that isn’t spoken about much is how the sudden firing of employees with no opportunity for handoffs can trickle down & cause confusion & slow down work because vendors have lost their local contacts.
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