H0USEWIVES MAXXING

me, when todd ate bronwyn’s cherry #rhoslc

Having an Ash Trevino summer it’s official

@choppaslide Jogging

Nigga give me one scenario where you might have the need to bend your phone.

@jinzam0 Cuz Luke got that Goldilocks bussy

why is it called lukewarm. who is luke

@crizpycreme Get your fucking ass up and play

not enough people wanna play anymore. why can’t i ask my friends if they wanna go out and play or something? no one wants to play anymore

@agnostostheoss @HousewivesHub For real

@00MF0E @HousewivesHub Even Britani would’ve been more acceptable

Charlize Theron: “Somebody asked me yesterday, if you had to do a Ted Talk right now, what's the subject that you feel like you could really confidently talk about? I was like, Housewives, I can talk.” Charlize says she likes #RHOSLC and if she were to pick someone to hangout with it would be Heather. Celebrities… they’re NOT just like us. 🤪 Charlize says Lisa Barlow starts a lot of sh*t. She also shades The Real Housewives of Vancouver, she’s like “No, it's Canada. They're all nice. You can't like do a housewives in Vancouver … Apologizing to each other constantly.” CHARLIZE GIRL, some of the most mean, evil women are on Real Housewives of Vancouver. 😭 #RHOBH #RHOP #RHORI

@StevieDeeOTT @pamvonhadder Well the rest is still unwritten

@00MF0E @pamvonhadder My story was waiting to begin

The childhood dream to pull one of these and leave the house mysteriously

@StevieDeeOTT @HousewivesHub Oh I love her. But she clearly doesn’t have great analytical skills

@00MF0E @HousewivesHub I never liked Charlize and I never knew why I sensed this

@Terri51284694 @HousewivesHub It barely aired in canada. It was such a flop

@HousewivesHub So she's never seen Vancouver then...cuz Vancouver was the meanest and evil HW behaviour I've ever seen. Is she thinking of Toronto (I don't know if that aired in the US)

@agnostostheoss @HousewivesHub Like?!?

@HousewivesHub Heather?

@jordxn3li These hos gotta get their wacks!

Housewives twitter is a disaster

@stellabravos She gave us so many moments tbh! Pouring one out for mother mia

me and the 4 other mia thorton stans attempting to look mentally stable

Omg Michael Darby just sent me a good morning message: #RHOP

Finally listening to new kacey

@RaminNasibov Aritzia

If the devil wears Prada what do angels wear?

@powerswitchhh And we know u took it in ur khia hole mmm

dl guy wants to fuck in his kia soul hmm

@bravhoes I’m fuckin crying 😂😭

Aviva Drescher on RHONY s6 finale

@lovedropx Meet my daughter Rehab. You can call her ReRe

What are you naming your child?

Cant believe someone would eat a whole pizza + wings & desert combo! …but I did it anyway… May have over did it for my cheat-meal