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🚨 A massive blow for West Ham as Liam Delap is deemed fit to face Tottenham tomorrow. #CFC (@NotPaneen)

@Tincan_66 I would probably say penis

wats gayer to suck on ecig r penis

People who get motion sickness in cars

Might actually not nap

@cian673 Fuck off

That’s why I never joke about.. true love

Why is my little cousin doing this

i’m Jack Shit and he’s Fuck All

@Tincan_66 He looks exactly like jacksfitness

oh my god

Kristen Stewart wants to direct another movie by the end of the year "and put it on f---ing YouTube." "Whatever money we make from that will be what I spend on my next one and there will be a trickle-down effect. I just don’t want to talk to these bros anymore ... I love Hollywood, I love big movies, [but] I don’t think I’d be very good at making them. I want to make weird s---. And I’m fully OK doing that in a kind of insulated, bizarre way. But I don’t want to do the thing where I wait five years for someone to give me $1 million to make something. I’m going to make it f---ing tomorrow." wp.me/pc8uak-1lHhm4

I am cian moran santa marias brother.

I am toby murphys brother.

@Tincan_66 Quiet

get honey on a teaspoon and eat the teaspoon

this nigga @kvrran genuinely isn’t real

@Arthur24874187 You peaked on your debut

My tweets have fallen off so hard.

I'm so fucking friendly.

white people be like ivy wolk is the voice of a generation