Habibti

I can’t stand a “I don’t eat leftovers cause it don’t taste the same” ass bitch. But you eat ass? Crazy

I’m quick to get disrespectful & not care 🫠

Told my bf how I’m sad cause I gained weight & his response was “well babe you wanted whataburger at 2am” Okay you’re fucking rude

I work harder than anyone I know. That’s why Idc what people have to say. That shit does not pay the bills

Does anyone wanna celebrate my birthday? It’s not my birthday but I still wanna celebrate lmao

Not this lady getting mad bc I didn’t answer her call. She said “I called at 1 for an hour & one answered” “Okay? I was on lunch?” She responds “so you were on lunch at 1?” Yes bitch lmfao tf

Working in the night industry and having a boss that doesn’t allow us to go to other bars isn’t a big issue for me as I don’t even go to other bars lmao

This is @01ymiac_ 😂

Everytime I go on vacation, my body cannot handle reality. I go into the worse post vacation depression ever 🥲

Bitch do not let the Edgebrook in me get out cause that bitch is ghetto 😩😩😩😂

Me being nosy listening to this old Asian lady rant to the bank teller “I had to pay $10,000 ; I almost died!” Girl I would’ve died too shit 😂

Mf’s be in jail for rape/murder & their hb’s be getting signs in the club saying Free him 😩 Naurrrrrrrrr

& I hope that God knows when I pray & mispronounce a word, he knows what I mean 😭

“Vanessa can you do this” “Vanessa can you do that” No I cannot 🫠

Need one of y’all to book a section this Saturday at Vida pls & thx 😂

If it’s not a music festival, don’t ask me to go

LMFAO why did my bestie just called me to pretend to be Anna from frozen & tell her daughter that if she doesn’t sleep in her room, I, Anna will not attend her birthday 💀😂

The soft girl era in me wants to buy my man a cologne as a birthday gift The toxic girl in me doesn’t want another bitch to sniff him. 😫

I’ve worked in the night industry for years. Pre Covid, me as a dancer made money, that bartenders/bottle girls didn’t make at that time. Post Covid, the bar industry has brought in more money than the strip clubs. This is why I stopped dancing & stayed in the bar industry.

If he’s thick, his beard connects, & over 6ft he’s the one for me 🥹 That’s why my man is the one 😂