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Hum sabke life ke aadhe problems yunhi solve ho jayenge agar hum chup chap sahi waqt pe so jayein.

salary increases

men have lost the art of earning it

i envy your ribs in the way they hold your heart the way i want to

😭baby this is a gym body

Younger me HATED subtitles. But baby, now.. put that on please, I can not hear 😭

Sizes of subatomic particles

DON’T BE AVERAGE • Go to the gym 12x a day • eat 2,000 grams of protein by noon • carry your car to the gym, don’t drive • sleep in a plank • never take a rest day, you’re wasting time • don’t drink water, it has no protein • eat your meals in a wall sit

If I bought this on accident I would react in a way that would make the local news

The final stage of your career is being silent in meetings.

Ordered this to count the number of potholes I see on Bengaluru roads everyday

I will be depressed for days if i find out this tiny baby is ai😭😭

Main hoon ghatothkach main duniya mein sabse niraala

Oh no baby we did that on purpose

Do you know why so many mediocre nepo kids are named Arjun? Arjun Kapoor. Arjun Tendulkar. Arjun of the Mahabharata was the OG nepo kid. Even made sure Ekalavya, the outsider was disabled so that he could be on top.

Women aren't feminists because we hate men, we are feminists because men hate us.

Picnic where wives have to cook and serve too is not a picnic for both.

@DrPyaricetamoI @KabraVrinda It's also eating whatever is cooked and home (and not liking it because you haven't grown up eating that) and then eating what you like to compensate.

@KabraVrinda From what I directly ask girls, barely any of them are on OCPs. Mostly it's the other factors plus frequently eating outside in the courtship/dating period and honeymoon period

Was reading a tweet a few days back questioning why do people (especially women) gain a lot of weight post marriage? (Especially within the first year) Some of my hypotheses: 1) OC pills 2) new environment at the in-laws. Cant enforce dietary rules the way one could at maternal home. Even if the in-laws are amazing people, unless they themselves are very health conscious- its awkward to get separate food made for yourself. 3) gotta attend many events with the new family. Again- cannot enforce dietary rules, might look hoity-toity. 4) last- but not the least one- I have so many friends of all genders randomly mentioning how they only want to diet/workout/use minoxidil till they get married. “Bas shadi hone tak baal tik jaye. Bas shadi wale din tak achhi body ban jaye” People let go of themselves once they’ve achieved the goal of getting married.

A girl being anti feminism

aunty woh butter knife hai

Vedang Raina and Ahaan Pandey are the present day versions of the confusing riddle of Twinkle Khanna & Raveena Tandon.