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BREAKING: 🇮🇷 Iran’s decision to skip Wednesday’s talks with the U.S. is FINAL.

🇺🇸 TRUMP JUST POSTED THIS !!! “Iran’s Navy is laying at the bottom of the sea, completely obliterated - 158 ships.” “The US blockade is active. Any vessel that approaches will be eliminated immediately.”

@AshCrypto lol. Anyone that believes this is an idiot.

🚨 🇮🇷 Iran is considering abandoning uranium enrichment to end the war with the US, according to the New York Post.

@coinbureau Source: Trust me bro.

@coinbureau This guy is so stupid. Bigger and better and stronger than ever before? OK buddy.

🚨BREAKING: President Trump says US forces will REMAIN in Iran until a "real agreement is reached." "All ships, aircraft, and military personnel will stay in place until the deal is FULLY complied with." "If for any reason it is not, then the 'Shootin' Starts,' bigger and better and stronger than anyone has ever seen before."

Is this really happening right now? 🤣

Going to sleep in the Middle East knowing theres a chance I will get wiped off of the face of the earth in my sleep

@AshCrypto You’re forgetting one thing. Israel. They want to do this and I think they will carry it out with or without the US.

I don’t think Trump will attack Iran’s energy sites today with civilians present because of two things. 1) He loves flexing stock market numbers and this attack will disrupt energy, sending the global economy into a recession. 2) This attack will be seen as a war crime and Trump’s major supporters are already turning against him and calling for his removal from office with the 25th Amendment. So the only option is a deal or extending the deadline. Just now Pakistan has asked President Trump to extend his 8 PM deadline by 2 weeks so looks like extending.

@AshCrypto Do you know this Trump guy I supported in the beginning with no war and stuff but he’s a lunatic saying that shit he’s saying

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 President Trump warns “a whole civilization will die tonight” as he signals a major decision on Iran is imminent. 47 years ends tonight. One way or another.

@WatcherGuru We did not win. Yell yell, yelling and repeating yourself we won does not make it true

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump considers charging tolls for ships passing through the Strait of Hormuz.

@coinbureau Praise be to Allah? Now you’re straight up mocking.

@realDonaldTrump @SpecialSitsNews This post did not age too well now did it

The United States has spent EIGHT TRILLION DOLLARS fighting and policing in the Middle East. Thousands of our Great Soldiers have died or been badly wounded. Millions of people have died on the other side. GOING INTO THE MIDDLE EAST IS THE WORST DECISION EVER MADE.....

v2 -> v3 Migration process has begun. We are expecting to have everything deployed, verified, migrated, double and triple checked and have v3 ready for the world on April 13th. ALCX, as well already minted alUSD, and alETH are unaffected during this period. If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, please come to our discord (link in @AlchemixFi bio), and our staff will be happy to respond. Now Loading...

🚨 V3 Update 🚨 We are shutting v2 down in ~24 hours. If you want to unwind your v2 position, this is your last chance. Next steps: ✦ V2 contracts will be paused & positions snapshotted. ✦ Funds still in v2 will be automatically migrated. ✦ Migration will take ~1 week.

@Osint613 Really? Let’s play the victim card here again. Why are you guys doing operations during the holiday? Get the hell out of here.

IDF spokesman: "It is possible that the Iranian terrorist regime and the Hezbollah organization will shoot at the territory of the country during the holiday."

@AJEnglish Hillbilly settlers. All they want is to cause trouble.

Israelis filmed themselves attempting to bring goats into the Al-Aqsa Mosque compound for a Passover sacrifice, in what has been described as a “dangerous escalation.” Police reportedly arrested the men before they reached the compound.

🚨 V3 Migration Update 🚨 Now that our final security reviews are complete, we'll be starting the shutdown of v2 this week. ✦ V2 contracts will be paused & positions snapshotted. ✦ Funds still in v2 will be automatically migrated. ✦ We'll notify when v2 is fully offline.

@coinbureau FUD. Fear mongering news. Oh no oh no, what do I do? 😂

⚠️GOOGLE SAYS A QUANTUM ATTACK ON BITCOIN TAKES JUST 9 MINS WITH A 41% SUCCESS RATE Google's quantum team now says cracking Bitcoin may require less than 500K qubits, far below the “millions” once assumed. Research suggests an attack could take 9mins, faster than a typical 10-min block confirmation, giving a 41% success rate. Google now flags 2029 as a key deadline to upgrade Bitcoin’s cryptography before quantum becomes a real threat.

@WhiteHouse Don’t worry folks, I’ll dance around and have fun while I send you American sons and daughters to fight Israel’s war in Iran because I am Israel’s puppet.

KEEP MORE OF WHAT YOU EARN 🇺🇸 Refunds are rising, and working families are seeing it firsthand. 💰