Mark

@lippyent 1967 Pontiac Tempest.

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Mr. Ed

@nobleisawinner @03suggie Yes

i do, you?

@chefsevenn Gov. Cheese

I bet you have no idea what this is. If you do, you’re definitely from way back

Do you support ICE?

Um, no. We don’t need to buy peace for illegals. We need to deport them all back home.

Mr. Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.

Simple poll. Please be honest! Do you agree that Karoline Leavitt is the best White House Press Secretary in the U.S.? A. Yes B. No

1000% YES.

The myth: women are loyal to history. Reality: they’re loyal to emotion. And emotion only exists in the present. She doesn’t care how long you’ve been around. She cares how you make her feel right now. Years together mean nothing if the feeling drops. If you stop triggering emotion, you get replaced.

Truth

True 💯

1/ YES THE FUCK WE DO 2/ Their anchor babies can leave with them 3/ Deport yourself, traitor

u really can be so genuine to someone and they'll do u so dirty

@NYGov This reminds me…your mom called

once your partner sleeps with someone else, move on.❤

Girls will stare at you like this, and say they love you, and be talking to 5 other dudes.