🫶🏼 jade

Forever 🤍

Everton are a social experiment

Everton ruining my birthday for another year - it’s standard at this point x

2025 - the year that literally broke me as a person. Please be kinder 2026 🍀💫✨

Genuinely just love my boyfriend with my whole heart I don’t know how I got so lucky 🤍✨

🌅💫✨🤍

2025 has been absolutely awful wow 🫠

Oh Everton you got me singing the blues 💙

Oh Manchester is full of shit

'Now Idrissa, we want you to slap him'

What a bizarre half an hour of football

KDH u beautiful human

What the fuck is going on in this game please

Yeah makes sense ??

Best thing about having a boyfriend is that he finishes every bit of food you don’t want 🤌🏼🤣

Updated the bio.

Okay fine for the literally thousands of people asking about my opinion on the new album: The Fate of Ophelia and Opalite have me on a new plane of existence and this whole album is washing over me in euphorically quenching waves of pop

After 3 years of neglect, leaving me for 12 months unsure whether I had cervical cancer or not and a missed diagnosis they’ve finally admitted fault 🤍

I am literally obsessed with my boyfriend it’s borderline psycho but what a man he is