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@04mayism

aston every day, every time. -chokun

โชกุนแอสตัน Katılım Nisan 2022
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@04mayism maybe we get married one day
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i wont get married if it's not like him 😭
lingdenn.@lingdenling

#nyเขยนอร์เวย์สะใภ้ขอนแก่น Translation: May I love my wife so damn much, love her so much I forget my own ATM PIN. Make me fear my wife more than Phi Pob (a cannibalistic spirit of Thai folklore), more than credit card debt. When I see my wife’s face, let my heart race like I’ve just seen a debt collector. When I leave the house, make me miss my wife every 5 minutes If I don’t, may all the money in my pocket disappear. Let me go blind immediately if I unconsciously stare at girls in short skirts. Make me go deaf if anyone tries to flirt with me. If I ever have secret chats on my phone let them pop up right when my wife is holding it. The moment my salary comes in, let it automatically transfer into my wife’s account Leave me just for instant noodles, that’s enough. Make me hardworking like a buffalo, but obedient to my wife like a dog (This one, may you have both, don’t leave either out). If I ever think about cheating may I get diarrhea in the middle of a mall and never make it to the bathroom in time. Make me love my wife the same as always, every single day, even if she scolds me till my ears burn I’ll just reply “Yes, wife” Sadhu (Amen).. May I always stay under my wife’s command, like sticky rice in a bamboo basket Can’t get away to anywhere. Sadhu 🙏🏻

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semua gaji punya istri yg disisain cuma buat beli indomie, nurut sama istri sepenuhnya BENER BENER WHO RUN THE WORLD? YAYA URASSAYA
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@astonitee·
@04mayism pasti dia prinsipnya bomat klo rusak beli baru alias orang kaya
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