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@jeffwellz Jeff ano go allow that. chale she stress my guy pass
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He’s taking her back the second she reaches out to him. I know this version of man. But it’s good, builds character.
Ek.Damoah@HalfDbeegh
We end the relationship wai. No go do pass yourself. Next year we go take the money go Orphanage house. Woman no dey remember
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My wife got pregnant before the Ipswich game, she gave birth before his 8th win
G@Gideoomatic
Carrick has now managed 9 wins in 13 league games How many league games did it take Amorim to get 9 wins? 32
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We end the relationship wai. No go do pass yourself. Next year we go take the money go Orphanage house. Woman no dey remember
Ek.Damoah@HalfDbeegh
For two years now, ma guy always dey celebrate in woman in birthday give am. He dey book apartment then we go decorate inside then she go carry in girls come make them come celebrate the birthday. Today be my guy in birthday since morning he no receive cake sef.
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Acting funny. She was supposed to come from lautech to Lagos on a Friday and go back on Sunday. To cut the long story short on Friday morning she said she forgot we had a plan to meet up, my heart first do gbim because I had double mind on booking this lodge ahead with my hard earned money. I decided I wasn’t going to call her, beg or sound needy but I was burning inside because all those years hook up was never a thing like today.
Unfortunately I slept alone on that big bed in a very furnished room looking at the ceiling. The next day was choir practice, called my choir mistress to come take some Air condition before going for choir practice. She loved the pasting as she came 2 times before we left for choir practice. That evening, after the practice, I convinced her to go pick up her Sunday uniforms and come back to the hotel so we can go to church from there. She loved the idea and that night happened to be one of the best nights of my life.
Only an impotent man sleeps alone in a hotel room.
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During my 20’s I was talking with this girl and we were already getting to the point of meeting. Since I was still in my parents house I booked upfront for a good luxury hotel with my hard earned money for two days. Two days to the date , this girl started ….
Sir Dickson@Wizarab10
How come when men pay for hotel room, they feel like they have wasted money unless there is babe that will collect?
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@pretty_stephee @iamdwunn Sorry please, una Dey stay same compound?
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i’m not even her fan but she genuinely has been through so much she doesn’t deserve this…how do you even fumble MEGAN THEE STALLION
men are so dumb walahi
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my beloved appiadu then emena dier them get serious beef with the transformers
FII@fiifi_manfred
From Maxima, tech, through to Boadu and Appiedu no light in Kumasi
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Me punch ka wano a ekyen awuduro! Strongman wae
sherif 🍂@oddreef
quick one, who had the best verse on trumpet? 🤷🏾♂️
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Man: 7 cedis 50ps
Woman 1 cedi 20ps
Chale Check@ChaleCheck
What is your billing limit for someone you’ve not met IRL?
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“maybe: evans”……. this is a classic “you used to have his contact but you either lost it at some point or deleted it”…. there’s no way he’d text you like this if yall haven’t spoken before 🙃🙃
k₄yyy💫@k4ywhizz
Someone should help me reply this “fem-boy”before i loose my t£mper🤢
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