Mel

You wanna see the haircut you didnt pay for??

@fimlex2 This is definitely coffee tea ain’t that hot

Body tea 💅

@BIG_MVR 😂😂😂😂

I’m ready to mingle too. So, which car are you driving?

2 people tried to throw me under the bus at work back to back. But I threw us all under>>>>

Date cancelled,she refused to pay for my haircut so I had to stay back🤏🤏

@Heynoms This is a mindset I need to change I always find it so hard to think something good would happen to me cause it’s just very rare to happen actually

Especially the good things, the big amazing breakthroughs! The love, the family, the friends, the beauty, the joy.. don't ever think it can't happen to you too!

@MaxToks001 Has it not always been like that?

This generation is so cooked men started to like cars more than women

He’s keeping his name then

@c0ckbiter7 @DEAADSEAA Trust me a lot of people have degrees

@081_Mel @DEAADSEAA I have a degree Mel 🧍🏾‍♀️

Working in IT is funny but not funny cause why this nigga create a ticket saying he couldn’t open Google Chrome and when I remoted into his computer this nigga was on Google Chrome googling ‘Google Chrome’

“I would do anything for my mom” mfs when they get asked to do the dishes

“Congratulations, you passed!"✅ “Congratulations, you're hired!"✅ “Congratulations, you're approved!"✅ “Congratulations, you're accepted!"✅ “Congratulations, you're promoted!"✅ All March Of 2026

Your Offer Letter is coming this week!

For a permanent job this year 🤲🏿

I need leave for 5 months straight

If a dude call you ugly, He jus mad. If a female call you ugly, 😑she just hatin' BUT IF A CHILD CALL YOU UGLY.... THEN MF YOU UGLY 😂

The IPs is also the Sidje and the glfoejfjd Is hshrh Why so many acronyms?

I like using twitter because none of my friends use it

@movie_tvshows_ Awwww that’s sad