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Why does Cory Booker look like the baby from Dinosaurs?

@marionumber4 @EmmaVigeland And they've got the giant face too. It's like there's a starter pack

@EmmaVigeland Reminds me of the High Hopes Pete Buttigieg people from 2020 lol

If anything qualifies as "millennial cringe," it is this

@lachancenaomi27 Vegetarians are the Israelis of the food pyramid

I’ve been a vegetarian since I was 7 and I think meat has an important cultural and nutritional role. Unlike ai, which is completely avoidable

@Court_Rice @dccc @Reddit No hate but you might have gingivitis.

.@dccc did an AMA on @Reddit today-the 1st time a natl party committee has ever taken part on r/politics! We’re meeting voters where they are, whether Reddit, YouTube, or the evening news. While Rs are too scared to even do town halls, we’re leaning into the hard discussions.

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“This dessert is only 4 ingredients, 90 calories, and 30 grams of protein!!!” Put. That. Cottage. Cheese. Down.

@Abdullah_Om3r03 .

Anyone who sees this tweet, write any comment on it 🇵🇸 or 🍉 to reactivate the reach of my account. Please follow me Help me break the algorithm 🍉🇵🇸

@noor_supernova7 .

For those who do not know, the occupation of Gaza has begun. If you’re scrolling, PLEASE leave a dot . it's just a dot.

@BriannaWu Looks like you get enough work done for all of us

In my experience, most Trump voters don’t have any issue with trans women who ✅ dress in a socially appropriate way ✅ have done the work so they don’t have to guess your pronouns ✅ are not trying to cram a far left agenda down their throat. Most of them think it’s a private medical issue and just don’t want to get involved.

@BriannaWu I'm so glad you got a new profile pic that shows you're a ghoul inside and out

You know who I really love? Jabotinsky. He was such a badass it almost breaks the historical genre. The man saw the Holocaust coming and warned people. While everyone else was still clinging to assimilation or polite diplomacy, he was out there organizing Jewish military units and saying, “They won’t save us. We have to save ourselves.” He founded the Irgun. He trained militias. He fought for a Jewish army in WWI. He wrote poetry, ran newspapers, and was nothing if not pragmatist. He believed nothing would save Jews like military strength - not because he glorified violence, but because he understood what powerlessness costs you. You can disagree with his politics. You can argue about his legacy. But you cannot deny he had no illusions about human nature and spine.

@HasanEssam29636 .

I know nobody cares about us, I know we're just a post and it's going to end but I'm really hungry, I'm saying we're hungry. If you’re scrolling, PLEASE leave a dot . it's just a dot.

@JohnChr42 @SassiestMinx Fuck Biden and his health too

@SassiestMinx If Trump goes before Biden, will people apologize for hyping Biden's poor health?

When the news of Trump’s poor health first broke, I told my dad that we will know how that it’s really serious if Trump stops golfing. Trump has stopped golfing, has he not?

@PixelPerfect82 You are a boring AI pfp having piece of shit

@BriannaWu @xylocat It's who you really are. No surgery in the world can hide your hideous soul.

@xylocat These are pictures of me from a decade ago

It is so incredibly ugly on this app right now

watched The Bourne Identity for the first time last night. Holy shit dude

@Inhumansoflate1 Greg Abbott doesn't stand with anyone

The people mad about Mexican flags

@BriannaWu @5149jamesli So you can have another failed campaign to embezzle from?

@5149jamesli Just wait till I run for congress 🇺🇸

New York Times opens with a dire warning against voting for Zohran. “Mr. Mamdani would also bring less relevant experience than perhaps any mayor in New York history. We do not believe that Mr. Mamdani deserves a spot on New Yorkers’ ballots.” They don’t even mention his antisemitism. Just how crazy his ideas are, and how divorced he is from the actual problems of New York.

@solisolsoli It's giving 90s Playstation advertisement

@KyleKulinski It even has a nitoris.

Nussy game craazy

@ireallyhateyou Decapio was right there, why did they make it despacito?

Israel is where Jewish humor goes to die

@luvbappy It's a freak-off