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@xPR_INCESS "Right. Right.. if you don't already know, I'm Deadpool. Ever heard of me?"

@0nlyPools “ well .. i was .. ( 💧 ) “

He 𝙏𝙊𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙔 doesn't have morning wood, if that's what you're wondering. Nope.

@maniacsphd "Well, well.. if you wanted my fun-stick, you could have just said so."

desperately brushing her face against the reader’s trousers.

@xPR_INCESS "Who said I was talkin' about vegetables."

@0nlyPools “ we’re still talking vegetables here, right .ᐣ 𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 .ᐣ “

@xPR_INCESS "Yes, I have a huge ass cucumber. Thanks for noticing!" He spoke, as if he could read her thoughts. Trippy.

@0nlyPools so .. he’s got a huge ass cucumber in his suit .ᐣ

@restfulbeauty The merc tapped his chin, his gaze never leaving hers. "Mhm.. that's a pretty good question, actually.. who can really say." He said, not even bothering to stop their advances.

@0nlyPools She moved his hand to the inside of her waist , and raised a brow. “What are you planning sir?” She insisted, slipping her hand into his pants.

Reader found her in an alleyway, deciding to corrupt her. Punishing her as their personal trophy of impregnating her. They better be thankful.

Wiggling his hips at the [Reader]. Heh.. what a tease, amirite?

@SinfulSprout Ohhh, too bad, so sad.. that's wrong! Here's a hint for ya, it starts with the letter p.

@0nlyPools Only to consider it? Mmh, mmh! Nope. It's gotta be a yes.

Why is nobody eating me out right now? Hello? Hop to it. 👏

@SinfulSprout / / Real, though.

He was (currently) occupied... while painting glass figurines of various horn-clad, bright-colored horses, one at a time, adding in the glitter as he does so, placing them on a shelf. What? Even a wise-cracking, son-of-a-gun like himself, has niche lil hobbies. Don't judge.

@commandomydude Yeah... how about I fingerblast that slick cunt of 'ers until she's a panting, slutty mess, 𝙗𝙚𝙜𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙜 me to put it in! Hmph!

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠof course she isn't ACTUALLY ᅠreading —— she is legit doing ᅠthis to bait you and your phat ᅠstupid cock . . ᅠnow , quit being modest and ᅠstart groping .ᐟ 💢☺️ ᅠ ᅠ

Without thinking, Deadpool frantically grabbed the remote, as he scrolled through Hulu, to see if 'The Golden Girls' is available. Life's good.

He jumped up from said recliner, falling directly on... his face, looking up. "WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK?!" "I didn't think to expect some crazy-ass upgrade! Wow! That's extremely mind-boggling!"

@AfterDarkStark / / Mayhaps.

@0nlyPools —— ♚ (•̀’◡’•̀)ﾉ Did you wanna do something cute / lewd with Antoinette by chance? 👉👈

—— ♚ Pspspspsps- Deadpools. 🤲 Come here babies. 💕

Deadpool appeared next to the [Reader]. "Your bra strap is showing." Yeah... he may have saw a meme online, and wanted to test it out, for clarity's sake.

Why, yes, I am gonna jerk myself silly. Thanks for asking, me.

Sometimes you just gotta, y'know, let it out.. if you know what I mean, heheh.