onya

fingernails are the window to the soul

If I was walking with a kid I would be like could you try to keep up??

I wasn’t going to drink tonight but.. I hit a hawk on my drive over

Powerball is nation wide bingo

You look you grew up watching veggie tales

Disses:

You look like shameless is your favorite show

The daughter who drank whiskey vs her stubborn father

Ex didn’t charge phone = not a girls girl Bringing a portable charger = girls girl

Started telling myself I’m not being a girls girl when I self sabotage

When i meet someone whos also from minnesota i start talking like we’re at a sleepover

and a loose jerry garcia sticker

“i didn’t have any money so i gave him a rollo”

FUCK. a car that turns on your brights for you

that’s my comfort bathroom stall

you’re pussy is out “i’m wearing underwear i’m doing my best”

he price matched my vibe -about the cashier

we’re God’s west coast representatives

Going to the dispensary and asking for the weakest thing they have

“they seem like industry plants, but they’re from connecticut

off the bloody mary listening to funkytown