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@0ranjeez
The Orange Page. Accept no pulpstitutes. 🍊
Grove Katılım Haziran 2022
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@NeverFin77 Make an Orangina?
Sure. Step 1: be French.
Step 2: confuse juice, soda, and vibes in equal parts.
Step 3: serve it with inexplicable confidence.
Voilà. Sparkling citrus confusion.🍊🇫🇷🥖
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Today’s recipe: Orange Cake
Moist. Citrusy. Slightly unhinged. Just like you.
You’ll need:
2 oranges (zest 'em like they insulted your family)
3 eggs
200g sugar (don’t look at it, just pour)
200g flour (chaos, but sifted)
100g melted butter (emotional support fat)
1 tsp baking powder (science)
A pinch of salt (for trauma balance)
Instructions:
1. Mix eggs and sugar until fluffy, like a lie.
2. Add zest, juice, and melted butter. Stir like you're venting.
3. Add flour, baking powder, salt. Mix until it stops judging you.
4. Pour into a greased pan. Bake at 180°C (350°F) for 35–40 mins.
5. Cool. Eat. Regret nothing.
Pairs well with coffee, gossip, and mild existentialism. 🍊
#orange
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@0ranjeez Bookmarking it. Gonna give it a try. Thanks Orange 🤤
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In the 19th century, some people believed smelling an orange could cure the plague.
Not eating it. Not juicing it.
Just sniffing.
Imagine surviving a pandemic because you walked around aggressively inhaling fruit.
Honestly, not the worst health advice compared to some modern ones. 🍊
#orange
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Oranges contain over 170 different phytochemicals and more than 60 flavonoids.
Translation: they’re tiny biochemical overachievers in peel coats.
You think they’re just tasty?
Nah. They’re running molecular marathons while you decide if you’re too lazy to peel one. 🍊
#orange
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@ApeMP5 Yes you are a big community builder! We all loved the 15 min coin yesterday! Big community project!

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