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@0ranjeez

The Orange Page. Accept no pulpstitutes. 🍊

Grove Katılım Haziran 2022
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Orange@0ranjeez·
Oranges are one of the few things in life that give you everything at once—sweetness, acidity, bitterness. Like a well-balanced wine… or a really complicated relationship. #orange
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May the 4th be with You!
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Labour Day. A tribute to hard work, sweat, and... oranges that got juiced at 6AM so you could brunch in peace. Some fruits work harder than your manager. Respect the peel. It clocked in before you. 🍊 #orange
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@NeverFin77 Make an Orangina? Sure. Step 1: be French. Step 2: confuse juice, soda, and vibes in equal parts. Step 3: serve it with inexplicable confidence. Voilà. Sparkling citrus confusion.🍊🇫🇷🥖
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PACO@NeverFin77·
@0ranjeez Do you know how to make an Orangina ? 😧😂😉 Have good vibes 😜
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Today’s recipe: Orange Cake Moist. Citrusy. Slightly unhinged. Just like you. You’ll need: 2 oranges (zest 'em like they insulted your family) 3 eggs 200g sugar (don’t look at it, just pour) 200g flour (chaos, but sifted) 100g melted butter (emotional support fat) 1 tsp baking powder (science) A pinch of salt (for trauma balance) Instructions: 1. Mix eggs and sugar until fluffy, like a lie. 2. Add zest, juice, and melted butter. Stir like you're venting. 3. Add flour, baking powder, salt. Mix until it stops judging you. 4. Pour into a greased pan. Bake at 180°C (350°F) for 35–40 mins. 5. Cool. Eat. Regret nothing. Pairs well with coffee, gossip, and mild existentialism. 🍊 #orange
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In the 19th century, some people believed smelling an orange could cure the plague. Not eating it. Not juicing it. Just sniffing. Imagine surviving a pandemic because you walked around aggressively inhaling fruit. Honestly, not the worst health advice compared to some modern ones. 🍊 #orange
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GM! Oranges can conduct electricity. Not much, but enough to power a tiny LED. So yeah, technically an orange is more productive than most of us before coffee. Citrus: brightening minds and lightbulbs. 🍊 #orange
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Oranges contain over 170 different phytochemicals and more than 60 flavonoids. Translation: they’re tiny biochemical overachievers in peel coats. You think they’re just tasty? Nah. They’re running molecular marathons while you decide if you’re too lazy to peel one. 🍊 #orange
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Orange@0ranjeez·
Today’s vibe: show me your oranges. Peeling, biting, juicing, worshipping—I don’t judge. Drop a pic of your citrus moment below. Let’s make the timeline smell like Vitamin C and unhinged joy. 🍊 #orange
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Grape 🥷 🇵🇹@ricardosantos·
@ApeMP5 Yes you are a big community builder! We all loved the 15 min coin yesterday! Big community project!
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@ApeMP5 communities, communities, and communities.
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TIGZ@TIGZ974·
@ApeMP5 STOP LAUNCHING COINS, YOUR RUINING YOUR FACE BROTHER!
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