MAD! DIE!

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@nicksortor Hey numbskull look at literally any of the videos from another angle

🚨 BREAKING: New angle from the ICE involved shooting in Minneapolis shows the woman CLEARLY hitting the agent with her car before he fires at her A vehicle is a deadly weapon. And she used that deadly weapon against an agent. Self-defense.

Nvm bye again

Hi guys! I’ve been posting too much on my close friends story so I’m back. Unfollow now or be subjected to my every thought

I just ran face first into a glass door like those birds in the windex commercials

I’m trying so hard to come up with something funny right now. I’m sorry guys, I don’t think it’s gonna happen today. Check back in tomorrow, maybe I’ll have something by then

Hey look at these images.

Posting hole

@DeathNMidsummer Liam’s closet is the Bermuda Triangle of clothes

the best shirt ever returned to me after two years in my bassist’s closet

@Nitro_Lemons I cannot

I think kids these days are into the y2k aesthetic for Freudian reasons

@mynameisnothope Genius hope I love you

mike hat mikehat MI kehat

Textbooks are comedic writing to a guy like me

15 likes and I’ll start living in their walls

I drew myself on the roommate portrait of a stranger’s apartment. They laughed, of course. I am so crazzzzzzzzy! You can’t take me anywhere!!!

Hello. I love my friends so much I wish I could shrink them down to pocket size and take them everywhere I go. I also wish I could kill my enemies with my mind

on the nutty lis t

it wasnt a dream it was a nutmare

they dont know that im. creamchy

on. the internut