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@menscoach1 Funny how everyone instantly assumes it's the wife who loses interest as if men only care about their daily nut.
Any men here ever experienced the opposite?
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So I found myself talking to this guy the other day that was recently divorced.
And I asked him, I said, " Do you think you'll ever get married again?"
He said, hell no. I asked him, why? He said, "Because married people don't fvck enough. "
I said, what do you mean? He said, when you first meet a woman, she give it to you two, three times a day. After you put a ring on it, you'll be lucky if you get it two, three times a month.
So that brings me to my next question.
Married people, is this true?
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blackrock's staked ETH ETF added 195,000 ETH in its first month. 78.5% immediately staked and locked. that's ~6,000 ETH/day being pulled off the market into a product with a 2-week unstaking delay. exchange balances sitting at 15m ETH, a 10-year low. schwab opens direct spot ETH trading to 37m brokerage accounts in mid-april. the buy pressure hasn't even started and liquid supply is already at decade lows. ETH at $2,048 with 31% of total supply staked is a supply setup that reads like 2020 BTC before the treasury bid kicked in.
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@Saskiaaa_____ I'm considering this. Plus I'd feel better paying this govt less tax.
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£26436.80 is the new min wage annual salary (40 hrs p/wk).
And as the min wage rises, regular salaries don't. So many people will begin to ask themselves 'why am I working this highly stressful job that needed qualifications and a tonne of bullshit paperwork and police checks just to earn 5k more a year than I would stacking shelves at Lidl?'
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@PeterMcCormack Does everyone just wear black and grey clothes? What's that about?
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Can we start a bigger gang and give this lot a slap?
Miss Jo@therealmissjo
People are barricaded in shops. Others are unable to get down the street. Why? Because this is the “Clapham youth” in London. They have stormed the high street and are looting shops. Does not seem like anyone is being arrested yet. Instead police stand and watch. You can guarantee that if they were a large group of white kids they would be arrested in minutes. This is not the first time they have done this in the last few days. Their behaviour is feral.
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@NadirIndar @ZiaYusufUK @nadhimzahawi @BellRibeiroAddy @BrixtonNorthLab We just needed a ball, and a park. Posts made out of jumpers.
Mass rioting and theft didn't really occur to us.
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@ZiaYusufUK @nadhimzahawi If "responsible" adults fail to support young people, and provide basic facilities such as somewhere to meet in safety, they will organise themselves.
@BellRibeiroAddy, @BrixtonNorthLab
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For the second night in a row there has been mass disorder in London.
There must not be a third.
Groups of youths should not be able to run riot through our streets.
The police should be deployed en masse as an obvious precautionary measure and arrests made immediately if disorder breaks out once again.
It's time Sadiq Khan did his actual job.
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@LinkBoi777 If I lose my job it's either my house or my LINK bag.
I'll be living in a cardboard box until we get some damn respect.
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I genuinely can't hold any other tokens than $LINK.
It's not that I don't believe in other projects. I think there are many projects that are great and that it might pay off to hold their tokens but the reason I only can hold $LINK is the amount of research I put into these projects.
I research $LINK every day and follow the announcements closely. It's by far the best token and project there is in whole crypto and it would be a larger risk for me to hold on to tokens that I didn't research as much as $LINK and potentially miss out on life changing gains.
I think that $LINK will eventually outperform every single Asset over the coming 10 years so it does not make Sense to hold any other tokens.
I maybe will add some $ETH and $BTC in the Future but for now I will keep accumulating $LINK as much as I can.
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One ship making a run thru the Strait of Hormuz
The name is "IDGAF" ... perfect. 🤣
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Reports like this only strenghten my ultra bullish ETH thesis.
Because they're without any real substance, let's unpack:
- Fusaka upgrade prepared ETH for world moving onchain + agentic commerce where millions of tps will be needed. Successful companies prepare themself in advance and lead the game, not react on it (see Tesla, Amazon, Meta etc.).
- Validator entry queue is fully packed, exit queue nearly empty, see validatorqueue.com
- Spam and poisoning attacks: currently L1 fees are very low due to low demand, so there is indeed increased activity of "funny stuff". That said the report totally ignores other economic metrics like e.g. chain fees, dapp revenue, app fees, perps volumes or inflows which are all healthy, at least for the current bear market. (defillama.com/chain/ethereum). Personally think it's a matter of time until market sorts this kind of activity out when onchain activity picks up pace (US gov want to put all markets onchain, hope you understand what this means in combination with agentic commerce. tldr; we need lots of blockspace).
- Vitalik selling some ETH was announced in advance to fund serious ETH ecosystem development. So a founder is selling his private money to even prop his baby further. That's bullish, not bearish.
- Ethereum can change the rules: Bro, ETH governance is the most hardend governance out there. Monetary policy is minumum viable issuance to keep network secure. Any changes have to adhere to that and lots of stakeholders have to agree, otherwise any change is stuck: core devs, client devs, validators, node operators, ecosystem devs (dapps, L2s), community, users.
For me it's just another fud piece of the likes of infamous ETH haters like Tuur Demester, Citron Research, BTC maxi fud etc.
Fud harder pls.
Nic@nicrypto
Bearish for ETH. A very bearish report from Culper Research just came out, and the writers are now short ETH. They’re essentially saying that the Fusaka upgrade increased blockspace and fees collapsed by about 90% The lower fees also mean a lower validator income - so weaker staking economics They go on to call out BitMine, arguing the rise in transaction activity and active addresses being cited as bullish are just driven by spam and poisoning attacks rather than real adoption. They also bring up Vitalik selling ~19k ETH as if he’s in-the-know It’s a significant amount, but at around 8% of his total holdings wouldn’t call it an exit. Also keep in mind Ethereum can always change the rules again with another coordinated fork. Not easy politically or technically, but it’s possible. I’m not taking sides. But when a firm publishes a thesis and then puts their money behind it, it’s at least worth understanding the mechanics they’re pointing to. So, are you holding or selling?
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I think this is definitely possible. As mentioned, I'm not sure we know yet. FWIW, I think Chainlink wins in either world -- the commoditized world with thousands of chains linked through CCIP or the world with an oligopoly of select L1s with some element of pricing power. It just wins in different ways.
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There's an increasing view in crypto that L1 blockspace is a commodity. I wonder if that's wrong.
Infrastructure will be commoditized if it's a commodity. But that's not actually the behavior we're seeing with Layer 1s right now. Instead, we're seeing the vast majority of institutional building taking place on very few chains (Ethereum, Solana, etc.) with basically zero interest in building on the twentieth largest L1.
A simpler explanation is that top-tier L1s built more bandwidth than the market can use at the moment, so fees are rock-bottom. The real question is what happens when demand scales as stablecoins/tokenization/DeFi grow into the trillions. I'm not sure we know the answer yet.
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your gentle reminder… there are like zero economists or ppl in general who know how to reason about what the Chainlink Network’s future value will be when cryptographic guarantees get woven into the fabric of the economy at scale.
this scenario and the amount of cryptoeconomic security needed to enable this future have never remotely been studied or theorized by economists & the world at large
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Periods during which Blood Moons occur have coincided with environments for bear markets to take place.
We've been in one of these since early 2025, the final moon within this cycle being March 3rd (33) 2026.
If this phenomenon persists, we'll see a Bullrun following this date which will last until the next Blood Moon occurs, at the end of 2028.
@Osemka8 📸
#Crypto #BullRun
Osemka@Osemka8
WTF is this deal with blood moons? Last one in the sequence is on the 3rd March and we have no occurrence until 31st Dec 2028. You can clearly see the period without these natural phenomenons has, so far, been an environment for a bullrun. While the last one marked the end of a bearmarket each time. Would align with my views, but still, this is pretty crazy.
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🐍 Snake vs Horse 🐎
Only few days remain until we finally leave the snake year behind.
What does that mean for crypto?
After having the worst year for crypto in 2025 and early 2026, yes even worse than bear market 2022, alts are lined up to break free from years of down-only.
Alts have never been this oversold, there is zero demand. Majority of alts were stuck in 85 - 99% down from ATH, and as if that wasn’t enough, they were chopped even worse after the recent crash.
A bull market has not been here for alts since October 2021.
And Bitcoin?
Bitcoin has been down more than going up for a long period of time.
The crypto market has reached a lower Extreme Fear index than any of real crashes before, and this last one wasn’t even real, it was pure manipulation.
Theoretically it can only get better from here.
Snake year will soon lose all its power and the transition to the horse year energy will be noticeable.
Though first … we must pass the moon of blood.
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@TheLinkPanda Bear markets are bullish LINK. Up only once this clicks.
Mastercard of blockchain, swiping them fees all day long.
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These markets is what Chainlink lives for.
You might dump your $LINK.
But $LINK is taking back parts of that dump.
In the end, it's all coming back.
Arca@arcamids
Market down. $LINK revenue up. Really wish @chainlink wasn't such a one trick pony. It's so over.
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So we're just gonna nuke to zero and nobody knows why?
zerohedge@zerohedge
Bitcoin about to surpass the Nov 2022 drop when FTX collapsed
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