Digital Sheikh

I missed the @N1Chain alpha stream yesterday cause I was traveling but my buddy @peterfinekid was able to give me a quick run down. so for those who missed it as well, these were the main points: • bunch of NFT projects building on N1. They aren’t officially affiliated, all community-run. do your own research: @n1catsnft @besquadnft @n1gods @n1_bears @n1verse_ @n1cubs @nomn1nft @no1s_nft • @01_exchange public testnet is live - no more password - twitter login added - market making bot enabled - trollbox news filter active • @N1Chain launched a $20M liquidity program with @ambergroup_io; aimed at supporting early-stage financial protocols building on N1 • @0xNarb teased a “certified yapper” badge for top content creators. criteria isn’t public yet. you can sign up on the hub using discord: hub.n1.xyz • @rndm_io is working on AI agents for yield optimization + liquidity support on N1 • few projects to watch: - @settld_xyz → waitlist: settld.xyz - @mindshare_mkt → waitlist: mindshare.market - @taptaptrade • N1/Accelerate program still open, if you’re building something, pitch it: n1.xyz that’s the gist, looking forward till the next alpha stream. the chain is N1.. gN1.

@Eyesbk_48154 @ryantasie @KKenttimo you’re an idiot and deserve hell

@ryantasie @KKenttimo Oga rest. Na tinubu go stop police from collecting bribes abi na him go give youths jobs that do no want to work again and prefer yahoo to working? We are in the end times, it's written in the Bible. Cry all u what. Nobody can do anything about anything.

I agree. Here are 10 more things people would know if they travelled across Southern Nigeria more: - From the SS and SE to Abuja, drivers get to a junction in Benue and decide if they want to drive through Kogi and risk being kidnapped, or wreck their spine by driving to Nasarawa through terrible roads. - Across the country, more people in their late 20s are living with their parents with no hope of moving out. The number of ‘young professionals’ is also declining. - At Obinze, Imo State, police officers have normalised harassing FUTO students. - Several residents in Uyo, the capital of our highest oil-producing state, have eased into having no electricity. - Through the Lagos stretch of the Lagos-Calabar Coastal Road, young men and women are setting up tents with nylon bags to sleep for the night. - Those same men station themselves on that road to harass drivers because they have nothing else to do. - Illegal mining, besides POS, biking and subsistence farming+trading, is the highest employer of labour in Central and Northern Cross River state. - Medical students at the University of Ibadan have to start side-hustles to support themselves through school. Fresh medical doctors have to work in other hospitals to make ends meet, and afford PLAB and USMLE fees. - Sycophancy-as-a-service is a thriving industry in the south-south and east. - When it rains, young professionals, bankers, take off their shoes and wear black nylon bags to cross the Asaba-Benin expressway. Jara, because I mentioned the coastal road twice: - protein is expensive, and eggs are accorded the same respect as pieces of beef 10yrs ago.

this how it felt being lightskin before the #GreatShift

@akantwts @flygodT 😭😭😭… I sent this shit opened and saw your comment 😭

@flygodT Real

Tinubu ruined interstate sex, boys support the hood now

you see how everyone that was shouting and constantly reminding us to go file tax is not reminding us to go get our VOTERS CARD, and it’s ending on the 17th, right? many thought it was a joke when others said they were paid to do that. well, you can see it for yourself now

easily why I don’t feel sorry for them. their only strength is to intimidate civilians

@smoke_csa @GeronimoMorgans @premierleague he means the pass 😂😂

@GeronimoMorgans @premierleague cherki says the ball is not good change it

Guéhi and Cherki's full‑time interview was actually really fun to watch. Cherki speaks so well now, his English has come a long way. The best bit was when he said he doesn't feel pressure. Love the mindset from both of them.

need a “cherki core” video at this point 😂

@kwandsssssss broo 😭😭

khusanov we would have ran down the streets naked if that went in

@Shoaib96022138 @SxrgioSZN true

@SxrgioSZN Semenyo is not passing the ball to my man

People will only care about how he hasn’t scored but Haaland has been so important this game

@erigganewmoney @Odumodublvck_ @BlaqBonez See old man dey vague post

This @Odumodublvck_ matter and @BlaqBonez some of us don hear the real matter not this Agenda when de fly up and down … You fit fool the crowd but some of us know watin the crowd no know !!! Una papa for this app

@foluswago @korty_EO Broo 😭

@korty_EO 😭😭😭god see Kenneth.

@whatdidhebuy “… or any number you choose”… make ein mind first dey 😂

wetin come bring 1B enter this talk😭😭😭

anthropic running the exact same marketing playbook with every release. “our model is so capable and dangerous, ahh we are afraid to release it”. just put the model in the bag lil bro.

@0xT0by 😭😭

they beat the wrong Tunez sha, should have been the Monad Tunez walai

@Sifela7 @iamzikhali lmao, I hate this shiit 🤣🤣

@iamzikhali When you've been drinking the whole night and you fucking with a rubber on😭😭

giving up because you can see that you are not going to nut😭😔

@samkelo_m_ lol bro liverpool is ass this season

@0xBonge Beating Premier League champions by 4:0 before the 64th minute.

Real Madrid beat this Manchester City super team by 5:1, by the way.

@sweetgirlgbl @Darkblacksword why do you need people to believe you’re winning?

@Darkblacksword Exactly

I hate it so much and web3 has a way of forcing you to do this

@dbaytijdmeters fairs 💀

So if you see this bad boy for 45k, you will actually buy? 🫠 Real price is N450,000. April fools 😭😂