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@0xCHAU

Katılım Şubat 2015
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@sunxliao Everything overpriced in Japan for high end Pokemon cards
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Sun Liao@sunxliao·
GM Tokyo. Heard there's a Pokemon bull market... blue diamonds everywhere. 😀
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drop your favorite Pokemon here’s mine -
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どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ? #ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times
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Tesla’s “Honk to Save Dashcam” is actually a joke. A car cuts me off and deliberately brake-checks me — I slam the horn — and Tesla decides to save… the one useless minute BEFORE it happened. @tesla @elonmusk
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@elonmusk @tesla @TeslaAUNZ needs a full overhaul. If you want Tesla to be “the safest car on earth,” maybe start by letting me watch the actual moment that almost put me in the hospital. I’ve got the footage. The car just refuses to acknowledge reality
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This isn’t even a feature — it’s passive-aggressive performance art.
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Make it make sense. At this point I swear my old GoPro from 2013 does a better job. My iPhone does a better job. A Nokia from 2004 strapped to the bumper would probably do a better job.
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…but can’t show me the 10 seconds after someone nearly crashed into me.
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This car can: • detect lane lines on Mars • draw a Picasso painting of the world on the screen • predict objects in 3D • dodge pedestrians • recognise a cone from 200m away • and summon itself across a carpark
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But yeah sure, let’s introduce fart mode in 8 audio channels. Priorities.
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Why would anyone design it to: ❌ NOT save the aftermath ❌ NOT save the next 30–60 seconds ❌ NOT let you scroll back an hour ❌ NOT let you view it through the app ❌ NOT let you view it properly in-car ❌ NOT let you catch a license plate in time ❌ NOT check the IMPORTANT
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And the “Honk to Save” feature? It feels like someone at Tesla coded it at 2am, pushed it live, and never looked back.
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It’s like hiring a full film crew for your wedding and they hand you a USB of everyone walking into the venue but NOT the wedding itself.
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…except the one brake-check incident I actually needed saved.
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Meanwhile, my Tesla is basically sitting there with: • 4 external cameras • 1 backup camera • 2 side repeaters • 1 interior camera • constant recording • a literal gaming GPU under the hood • and Tesla Vision™ that claims it can see EVERYTHING…
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Who thought this was a good idea?? Imagine security cameras at a bank that ONLY record the minute before a robbery. “What happened after the guy pulled the gun?” “Oh sorry, our system doesn’t do sequels.”
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“Whoa whoa whoa… you wanted the moment that mattered? Nah fam, we only save the part BEFORE the drama. Plot twist: the action scene is BYO.”
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And the funniest part? Tesla markets this whole system like it’s some futuristic, hyper-intelligent, self-driving, self-thinking superhero car. But when you actually NEED it to do the simplest task — record the thing you honked at — it’s like:
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@elonmusk seriously — this feature needs a complete overhaul. I have the footage. The system just refuses to save the right part. What’s the point of being “the smartest car on earth” if its dashcam logic was coded by someone on 2% battery and 0% motivation?
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What’s the point of having a Hollywood film crew worth of cameras around the car if I can’t replay the ONE moment I needed them for?
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