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@neckincrisis I guess they found Chinese on their way.

why is animal twitter dead where are yall

@avgphoenixguy What if you watch Kohli bat while having sex ?

sex is the 2nd best feeling in the world. 1st will always be watching Virat Kohli bat.

@VazeKshitij Abhi 3 din pehle party lo hai senior se aur ab ye 😭😭

Apparently Oracle withdrew all offers for IIT and NIT students. My LinkedIn had been flooded with resumes. The 2026 batch is kinda screwed, ngl man!

@RiseBharata @Panditcasm Catholic Brahmins ??

Found It ON Reddit , Is This Caste Hierarchy Real Among Christians?

@Lalisamano327 @mimuluslarch @grok Just knock it off. I was joking.

@0xMarShX @mimuluslarch @grok No women after child birth said she would want it again… but the first one has to be done to get a child we have no choice while zipper thing is something that just happens to stupid people… and its literally quick

Hey @grok Which pain is more painful ? 👀

Finally, Shepherd is out 😄

@tomasantunes89 @Zinny_Edmund No it would be prophet's programming.

@Zinny_Edmund That would be Holy C by Terry Davis.

Is C really gods programming language ?

@akramcodez Palantir. I don't hate but I'm jealous.

Name a tech company you hate a lot

@ayesha_fatiima He is great guy but he could have been so much more.

Maturity is in realising Aman Dhattarwal won in life - Beautiful + loving wife - Good followers on social media - Built a career most people only dream about - Good revenue from selling courses - Getting invitations from the top colleges of the country.

What is recursion?

@Shahrcasm No she's incompetent.

Who should be the new Education Minister ? My suggestion - Smriti Irani

@noor36758 They made such a resource heavy app run on Windows XP with very limited resources. Kudos to them. 🎉🎉

If Vs code was made in india 😭😭

@Ayyappan_1504 Just frontbencher things.

Man taking notes on complaints raised by opposition parties

@Bhanu_R780 Chris Gayle.

Blud literally went unsold in the ipl auction but came as an injury replacement and smashed the unbreakable record.🤯🔥 Can you guess this legend ?

Just had a nap and saw the greatest episode in history of The Boys.

@Gemsof_Bharat You really think he reads 😂😂

Read about the British Royal Hunts in India and Africa. In India British hunters killed over 80,000 tigers in just 50 years, that's the recorded number by the British themselves. Spare me the moral policing.

@warikoo @immasiddx The best response.

@immasiddx Mercedes vs Maruti It’s not even close. 😭

ChatGPT vs Claude weekly users. It’s not even close. 😭

@lowcortisol She found out you had crush on him

What the fuck happened to my childhood crush

@wtfahhh0 Depends GF chahiye ya wife.

Boys, who would you choose?