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@CityTshwane 🤣

This church owes us R1.8m. Aowa Modimo otla re tshwarela rona ra tima. #TshwaneYaTima

The SpaceX IPO is the most brazen retail fleecing in modern market history. NASDAQ has REWRITTEN the index rules specifically for this listing. The 10% minimum free float requirement: gone. The 3 to 12 month seasoning period before index inclusion: cut to 15 trading days. Companies with small floats can now be weighted at 3x their actual float. Translation: every passive index fund, every 401k, every pension is about to be force-fed SPCX whether they want it or not. And what exactly are they buying? Class A shares carrying ONE vote each, while Musk holds 93.6% of the Class B super voting shares at TEN votes each. That gives him 85.1% of voting power on a 42% economic interest. He cannot be outvoted. He cannot be removed. CEO, CTO and board chairman simultaneously. For reference: Zuckerberg controls 61% of Meta. Buffett 35% of Berkshire. Musk: 85.1%. SpaceX is also claiming "controlled company" status, exempting it from needing a majority of independent directors. Shareholders waive the right to a jury trial. They waive the right to class actions. Mandatory arbitration only, courtesy of an SEC rule change pushed through on a party line vote last September. $1.75 trillion valuation. $80 billion raise. Largest IPO in history. The rules of the game were quietly rewritten so one man could extract maximum capital from retail while answering to no one.

@Nompu90570329 @HomeAffairsSA @GovernmentZA This process cannot be managed by Home Affairs, because they are the biggest enablers of the problem in the first place. We're basically asking them to investigate themselves, and find themselves guilty.

In an efficient country like China it’s takes weeks to verify our documents. My passport is currently with Immigration for processing. In South Africa where we have Home Affairs that is not credible it took 2 hours to verify 300 foreigners. 😭@HomeAffairsSA @GovernmentZA

@ricwe123 "Now, the world faces a superpower forged not in isolation, but in the furnace of Western opportunism"

Blinded by sheer greed, the West handed its factories, jobs and IP to China in exchange for cheap labor and soaring profits. Corporations cashed in, politicians cheered, and consumers gorged on low-cost goods, while Beijing quietly built an empire. Every outsourced job, every transferred technology, every dollar sent east fueled China’s rise, military, economic, and strategic. The West didn’t just open the door; it rolled out the red carpet for its future adversary. Now, the world faces a superpower forged not in isolation, but in the furnace of Western opportunism...

@_BNSL 🤣🤣

Sir a second version of this meme has hit the timeline

Someone make this a legit competition ASAP!!

@News24 Elon has a history of tampering with government processes and systems to benefit his companies (DOGE), why wouldn't he try to do the same in SA

Malatsi eyes BEE rule change that will clear path for Musk’s Starlink – with or without Icasa brnw.ch/21x2rkb

@nembuIa I don't know how to put this, but, if o bua sejita with the waiters there, they will understand.

Since they’re charging over R80 for a Corona I’m sure they’ll be just fine with refurbishing out of pocket.

A lot of legacy SA businesses' biggest competitive advantage was access to black slave labour for many years, post-papartheid SA and it's laws was a major shock to how they operate... They are happy things are getting back to normal.

@haaretzcom No wonder zionists such as the DA are so pro-starlink. South Africa should never allow that fraud Elon to operate in SA.

Starlink users, beware – Israeli tech can reveal your identity bit.ly/4nk1ZhO

South Africa should never open it's doors to that fraud Elon.

@polaropp1024 @iamstillpunch 🤣

@iamstillpunch Yea that nigga was a Special Guess. Nobody knew his mf ass

Yo! Look out for the Club Paradise Tour. Its Drake with special guess Kendrick Lamar...

@dmcb__ Twitter discourse is so stupid because every wants to disagree and choose a side. Both people have a point, a lot of Drake's music is both good and generic.

😭😭😭😭 “music anyone can like” “Why doesn’t bro try making some dogshit like asap does 😡😡😡”

Trump hasn’t even landed in Beijing yet, and China has already removed half his props. Taiwan? No. Hong Kong? Internal affair. Iran sanctions? Illegal. Soybeans? Ask the competent authorities. Beautiful. He wanted a deal-making stage. Beijing handed him a rulebook.

It's literally easier to read a paper from a random scientific field you have very little exposure to than to read paper form the humanities, dealing with a subject you fully understand/experience daily.

@AkademiksTV 🤣🤣🤣

Iceman May 15

@reimufan099 Zero discovery. The algorithm repeatedly feeds you the same content over and over.

Has anyone else realized there's nothing to fucking watch on youtube anymore

I submit 😊

@ndues_boy Why does it look so plastic

Our hospitals and clinics driving casually through sandton