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the beef s2 is a nflix white lotus analogue

someone i know’s mom just got busted for human trafficking woulda excused some light corruption, maybe a bit of money laundering but wtf??

this time is different or?

@BenjiGanar Pasternak Mode activated.

Donald Trump watching me trade without insider information

everyone gonna find out abt havana rose liu cause of the elden ring movie

@grugcapital absolute dogshit movie

An art dealer friend of mine who usually has exquisite taste recommended I watch One Battle After Another and it was legitimately one of the worst movies I have ever seen, had to turn it off.

@lovespeeda coldsteel the hedgehog

@xojadeyanh aye bro @tittyrespecter

I'm finally getting my back tattooed this weekend!!! I'll post backshots once it's done :3

@ByteSizedAliza i imagine its cause u end up chatting with people via fb, ig, twitter, tg or any of the other myriad of chat apps easier to remember a handle over a number

Nowadays it’s common not to know your s/o’s phone number by heart :o

i promise u, people just wanna hear ur best asian accent

maybe a hot take but i think a swift and decisive death penalty would probably disincentivize even severely mentally ill people from committing heinous crimes

@LordOfStormveil left red flask, right blue flask, up physick, down torrent unslotted left lantern, unslotted right rune arc

Does anyone actually use the 2 unbinded slots?

if clav dies he completes his contemporary zyzz arc

@dounbug par for the course?

walking into a women’s bathroom stall in thailand that a chick just walked out of & seeing the toilet seat is up

@Verydarcman_PR ai garbage

This is why we choose to be RATELS.

@iqof175 teammates 🫡

discontinued and outperformed my entire port on unrealised % return, should have bought 20

@iqof175 they need to figure out a way to do a modern iteration of the coke in the meantime thatd be a dream

@0x_Snoopy it will be back 100%

rolex cant stop shitting the bed w the new designs tbh altho discontinuing one of their all time GOATs seems like a decent move

The flight attendant when I hit her with "Any specials tonight?" before throwing up IPA on my cargo shorts.