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@bmaia_expat KKKKKKKK CLARO, vou usar o nubank pra pagar em USDC e pagar um zilhão em taxas e achar que tô tendo algum benefício.

Nubank is piloting USDC payments on its credit card in Brazil. That's 127 million users now one step closer to using dollar-pegged assets in everyday life. The largest neobank in LATAM isn't testing crypto. It's testing infrastructure for the next phase of retail finance

You’re gonna love this feature so much lmao No more larps on CT is the goal

@0xguelfi Eu já estava testando isso de forma “improvisada” algumas semanas atrás e, cara... é simplesmente bizarro. Consegui vibecodar um painel que filtra mercados específicos da Polymarket sem estar na frente do PC, apenas instruindo o agente pelo Telegram. Fora que ele aposta sozinho😮

A Anthropic oficialmente substituiu os engenheiros de software. O claude agora é um agente de programação autônomo 24h Claude agora opera seu computador inteiro de ponta a ponta. -Claude escreve o código pra você -depois literalmente abre o app que ele codou - navega no app e encontra bugs - depois corrige e melhora o app Em HORAS! 🔥🔥🔥🔥 x.com/claudeai/statu…

@vinijr bagre demais puta merda

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Very oversold...

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@AnimexTwts Luffy é brasileiro porra

The real-world nationalities of the Straw Hat Pirates revealed by creator Eiichiro Oda Luffy: Brazil 🇧🇷 Zoro: Japan 🇯🇵 Nami: Sweden 🇸🇪 Usopp: South Africa 🇿🇦 Sanji: France 🇫🇷 Chopper: Canada 🇨🇦 Robin: Russia 🇷🇺 Franky: USA 🇺🇸 Brook: Austria 🇦🇹 Jinbe: India 🇮🇳 Source: SBS (Q&A) segments for Volumes 56 (Chapter 549) and 99

@FelipeHealves No fim todos estavam errados 🤣

@0xfuminho E ai paizao, no fim ficamos todos pobres, e a sui, bera , sol foi tudo de vala

Provavelmente teria muito mais dinheiro e menos dor de cabeça 😂

im tired of winning mr president

@ether_fi Hell

What's the best place to live in 2026 for crypto bros? Wrong answers only I'll start: North Korea

HyperCore will support outcome trading (HIP-4). Outcomes are fully collateralized contracts that settle within a fixed range. They are a general-purpose primitive that are useful for applications such as prediction markets and bounded options-like instruments. There has been extensive user demand in both of these areas, and builders will likely think of novel applications as well. Outcomes bring non-linearity, dated contracts, and an alternative form of derivative trading that does not involve leverage or liquidations. The outcome primitive expands the expressivity of HyperCore, while composing with other primitives such as portfolio margin and the HyperEVM. Outcomes are a work in progress and currently only being tested on testnet. Canonical markets based on objective settlement sources will be deployed once technical development is complete. Canonical markets will be denominated in USDH. Pending user feedback, the infrastructure will be extended to permissionless deployment.

🚨WE'RE F*CKED Yesterday wasn’t just about gold and silver dumping It was about the market admitting something broke Gold down ~25% Silver down ~38% In one session, not over months A $40T+ market doesn’t move like that in a healthy system “Safe havens” don’t trade like memecoins unless leverage is everywhere What actually happened Gold and silver turned into the cleanest leveraged macro trade on the planet Funds, commodity desks, sovereign flows, long-only allocators Everyone crowded the same side because “this can’t crash” That belief is exactly what made it fragile Leverage stacked quietly Futures Options Collateral rehypothecation Cross-margin against other assets Then one push lower Margin calls Forced selling Liquidity vanished Same mechanics as a crypto wipeout Except this time it hit core collateral markets When an asset is treated as unkillable It becomes the most dangerous thing to lever This wasn’t panic selling This was a mechanical unwind The important part is what follows Not the red candles You’ll see it next in Balance sheets getting stressed Collateral haircuts widening Credit tightening Funds selling what they can, not what they want Gold and silver were first because they were the most crowded Next comes equities Then real estate Then credit Today wasn’t the collapse It was the first visible crack Once confidence breaks at the base layer Everything built on top starts slipping

Epstein files is proof that you don’t need any intellect to become absurdly rich and/or influential. The nigga typed like an uneducated dyslexic 9 year old: “Yes . amm gonnna fly out 2day later , will u be there ?” ^ That’s the IQ needed to psyop and honeytrap the entirety of America’s “Elite” LMFAO. All you need in life is networking skill to build the right connections, be “useful” and money will flow to you. In fact, Even the “OG BTC whales” with money on Coinbase get molly whopped by 14 year old script readers pretending to be from CB support. Zero IQ. Just be useful theory. Epstein was essentially a “useful” pedophile broker. He solicited the transactions. It’s like CZ running Binance. Epstein was running Pedonance and his users were all world leaders. ~ Dr. Axius.

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@0xfuminho SUI E MINHA PIKAAAAAA

$HYPE é o ativo mais obvio de ser vencedor no longo prazo e vocês comprando porcaria de $SUI e $SOL 😂🤣

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Acabei de configurar o @openclaw para negociar automaticamente na @HyperliquidX usando um SSD externo + Linux + Old laptop Não precisa comprar um Mac mini de $ 500 igual 99% da galera. Game over pra análise torta 😂