Jackson

My iPhone 4 is so broken, but I’m also broke now. So I gotta beg it stay alive for 365 more days. The phone:

@flyingNewton Almost ready?

@0xjackson111 We never give timelines, because it is impossible to give exact times when a product is ready to be released (too many parameters, which many may not appreciate).

Time to wake up and smell the Flying Tulips. We are rolling out of a sequence of integrated, novel financial products that reuse the same pricing, collateral, and settlement infrastructure, and transform all platform activity into value for $FT through buybacks and burns. In less than 60 days from launch, @flyingtulip_ released: - a brand new on-chain PUT execution and AUM management system, - ftUSD: a native stablecoin and settlement layer, - a new margin lending primitive, - fully on-chain delta-neutral strategies for ftUSD. Next planned releases: Spot, Leverage Trading and Total Return Swaps.

@__Astaroth_____ @ruicharadrius Impossibleee

@0xjackson111 @ruicharadrius He can be gay and like vaginas too

A woman scaring a demon with her vagina. 18th century.

@be_like_ice x.com/0xjackson111/s…

@be_like_ice *the moment when you been through all kinds of traumas already:

That moment when someone is able to understand how trauma has affected your ability to feel safe in the world without dismissing, minimizing, or judging you.

When you work your ass off 365 days crashing under corporate burnout and fancy titles, to pay rent and taxes and food, then have just enough left for a week trip to live the life of peasants in the countryside

@ruicharadrius Plz support more memes on my timeline, ty x.com/0xjackson111/s…

@ruicharadrius When you realize the Demon is mega gay

@WHALE77_7 And broke

@0xjackson111 Damn, you have i phone

My iPhone 4 is so broken, but I’m also broke now. So I gotta beg it stay alive for 365 more days. The phone:

@divinedelirious Try getting punched in the face

sad because i don’t feel anything anymore

@XBig30 Just get some sleep. Cause tomorrow is a new day. And you are still a joke.

When it's April 16th and your life is still a joke

@DuakNoh Thats the meaning of being broke

@0xjackson111 there's an iPhone 4 in existence? 😱

@NoContextBrits whenever I see British food and people cheering about it:

Such an elite breakfast.

@Maniac68754833 Great to hear so

@0xjackson111 No Just some bugs As BTC crashed to 80k I learned that the hard way

> Bear market, portfolio down 90%. > Decide to make it all back in one trade. > See $RAVE doing a 20x scam pump ($0.3 to $6) in 3 days. > "Surely it can't go higher, right?" > Sell everything, All-in 1x Short on $RAVE, dreaming about HUGE profit. > $RAVE pumps another 200% to $18+, enters Top 20 Market Cap.

@Maniac68754833 hope u didn't try it with your whole balance bro

@0xjackson111 I tried it 3 times 5$> Stop loss😮‍💨 8$> Stop loss 😮‍💨 15$> Liquidated with Stop loss 🤬

@_Crrown u grown up 🫂

@0xjackson111 Damn I felt that

Not kid anymore. And growing up means becoming your mom’s shield while your own world is burning. You mask the pain at home, only to let it all out on a phone call with your best friend

@deeore5 better come before the sunset then

just got my light bill , when u come to my house eat with yo flashlight on thank u

You wake up in Steph Curry body. What's the first thing you doin?

@bluewmist Its quite popular tho 🤦‍♂️

UNPOPULAR TRUTH: ANY money you spend on eating well, dressing well, smelling good or exploring the world is never a waste.

@Jordan197189 @nikitabier @doganuraldesign Gg

@0xjackson111 @nikitabier @doganuraldesign No.

Okay, let’s go all in. Let’s add a cashtag quickview on the web.