coincidence denier

@KenFarmerTV If women will be presented with their reasonable matches rest assured the app is already dead. $BMBL will be a nice pump and dump

Bumble previously required women to initiate all conversations with men within 24 hours of matching. 85% of women said that was too much pressure. So it failed. Now they are going to piss off a bunch more women when they get looksmatched with a 6 by AI.

@theralkia Banger

A lot of your favorite posters are dark wizards who work with demons and are going to reincarnate as cockroaches

@threenotes_jp There are several reasons but one that’s never mentioned: the Japanese are the only asians to chew with their mouths closed.

海外の男性の皆さんへ。 日本人女性って魅力的だと思いますか？ 海外の方が、 日本の女性にどんなイメージを持っているのか少し気になります。 見た目でも、 雰囲気でも、 性格でも何でも大丈夫です。 率直に聞いてみたいです。

If the term “situationship” is in your vocabulary why not end it all?

I used to be so proud for living in Thailand and never ever going to a prostitute. Not even a happy ending massage. I could just get girls normally. Now I understand how Thai girls really are and you’re better off just going to prostitutes. I’ve been the sucker all along.

@halflawless Man that first sentence is how you know someone is a real one

Made it onto the tea app

@NovemXI Don’t knock it till you try it

50+ yr old woman ogling me at pool…please stop…this is rape…

@cabby Highly recommend. Unironically

Just invented a new term for those of us who can have sex whenever we want but choose not to. It’s called being an “incel”, short for intentionally celibate. Any fellow incels? 🙋‍♀️

@justalexoki Endocrine disruption

and did y'all notice how everybody got younger? 30yos used to look ancient, just brutally old and worn out. now they look to be the same age as me. and the 15yos look like literal children!! what's going on here

@gainzy222 Larp. Quality of life is offset by all the other aspects of living in Thailand. Fuck you need a sauna for when you’re trying to be productive anyway?

This stuff just doesn’t exist outside of Thailand and it should S-tier quality of life

@hot_cocoa_girl Yea the bare minimum to make her lose interest in record time

I think bare minimum: a man should know what he wants in a wife, he should ask for exclusivity & to make it official, he should be possessive, he should love you if he wants to be your boyfriend

dating culture would improve overnight if people rediscovered honor and mild public shame

@hot_cocoa_girl Oh you could still do that as a straight guy. You should be able to. Nothing to do with sexuality

I don’t want a bisexual man but also what if the situation calls for my man to rape a man and he can’t do it? Ick

@njbravv I had a girl swallow my cum and calling it a “talking stage”

@hot_cocoa_girl Banger lmao

Tfw your boyfriend watches porn of people making gentle tender love because you always make him choke you and hit you in bed while you scream “get off me!!!”

@paularambles It is true, I’m horny for perfect posture

so we’re gaitkeeping now

@griffisu This tweet does not belong to you son. Return it to its owner

women exaggerate shit so much they probably just asked rosa parks to scoot over

@KomanderXander I really fucking wish this wasn’t true. It’s almost comical

The best women treated me: when I told them I had multiple girlfriends The worst women treated me: when I told them they were the only one for me

@colddognet PDAs are cute and I like seeing people in love. Unless they make noise, then it’s gross

カフェで勉強してたら横のクソブスカップルがいちゃいちゃしだしてめっちゃイライラした 公共の場所でいちゃいちゃするのって本気で気持ち悪いからやめてほしいんだけどみんな気にしないの？ 誰が見たいんだよお前らのいちゃいちゃ😓家でやれよ

@theralkia Listen to me you need that tension, don’t release it. At first it will feel bad because you’re used to realeasing it all the time. But after that it will feel like a fountain of energy springing back up into your body and mind.

If you are a man with no spiritual practice, ejaculation may temporarily free you from some of the tension you carry But as you become more conscious, purposeful, and aligned, you may notice that careless ejaculation depletes you of energy, clarity, presence, and power Do not give your life force away to succubi through casual sex or to the spirits of PornHub through compulsive masturbation Casual sex trains you to disconnect from your heart and relate to people as props for stimulation Porn fractures the psyche and freezes the anima in a permanently projected state outside yourself You will never fully embody your masculinity or integrate your femininity while trapped in these ouroboric cycles of compulsive consumption and energetic leakage Lust itself is not evil—it is spiritually empowering when surrendered to love But unconscious lust will keep you bound to lower states of consciousness, compulsions, and fragmentation Do not lose your seed unless you are in your heart