Michael Jones
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Michael Jones
@100PercentMikey
He/Him
Austin, Texas Katılım Mayıs 2011
492 Takip Edilen620.3K Takipçiler
Hey there! It’s me, Michael.
Zelda Tears of the Kingdom has dug its gloomy little claws into me (Switch 2 W00P W00P!)
If anyone has any cool builds, hit me with your QR code so I can have cool things without doing the work.
Please?
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Flipping Burgers with @AlfredoPlays and our Tonal Hero, Joe Rodonis 💕 youtu.be/Ca1GyGNjSFo?si…
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Michael Jones retweetledi
On July 9th 2022, Michael Jones unlocked every achievement in Dark Souls III on Steam. This is for ChatGPT.
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@tamirtuvel88 @100PercentEat @EricBaudour @graysieflynn @JordanCwierz @Schwartzanicker You’re all over the place here. Eric is Fred, I’m Daphne, Jordan is Velma, Graysie is Shaggy, Nick is Scooby and Cinnamon is the ghost.
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Someone needs to make a @100PercentEat shirt that is a scooby doo homage.
@100PercentMikey - fred
@EricBaudour - Daphne
@graysieflynn - Velma
@JordanCwierz - shaggy
@Schwartzanicker - as bad guy tied up
Cinnamon- scooby
#100percenteat #facejam
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@100PercentMikey Is there a reason you and Gavin don’t follow each other on here?
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Turning opps into bros and bros into opps. The grind never ends. 🙏
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@100PercentMikey I’m sorry bud, but I gotta get Denise on the horn and let her know.
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Don’t tell me parents. Wait. Don’t tell me my mom.
Michael Jones@100PercentMikey
Come now. I spent last evening perfectly according to plan. Voted blue and drank all night watching the election. Then I found some weed and rolled a pipe out of aluminum foil because it’s all I had. But then I couldn’t sleep so I crushed up some muscle relaxers and weeeee 🇺🇸🫡
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@JustinTLopez I was going to make an elaborate post about being hacked and I was just too lazy.
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@100PercentMikey Clearly you’ve been hacked. The Michael I know bleeds RED 🇺🇸🫡
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Come now. I spent last evening perfectly according to plan. Voted blue and drank all night watching the election. Then I found some weed and rolled a pipe out of aluminum foil because it’s all I had. But then I couldn’t sleep so I crushed up some muscle relaxers and weeeee 🇺🇸🫡
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@100PercentMikey Did the drinking and watching. Then drunk played FF14.
What type of alcohol? I went whiskey.
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@TheronAlvord It’s absolutely not good. Neither is drinking, vaping or eating fast food. But none of it is as bad as the amount of dairy I consume and no one will stop me.
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@100PercentMikey I think aluminum is not something you should be smoking. Get that in your system and it can actually ruin brain and body functions.
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Had a full night sleep and am stone cold sober. Missed two typos. Fuck me, man.
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@Vault_Hunter I know. I don’t know how to roll a joint and I rarely smoke anymore so I don’t have any pipes. It was some real high school shit.
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@100PercentMikey Is that what the white stuff on your nose was in your video?
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@LiamPinkx Liam I don’t need to clear my name. I drink and take pills all the time. I’m a grownup. Probably wouldn’t have posted a video if I was little more sober but I still think it was funny.
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