Spooky Tooth

The Watermelon challenge

@thatbadboyray @jason_bloomberg Love the humility Ray

@jason_bloomberg Horrible buddy I know 😞

My body count is 7 and one of them is #black #karate

@GhostxSalmon @NostalgiaFolder I found a rock at work yeaterday that looked like the egg from the intro of Dinosaurs

@NostalgiaFolder I remember Dinosaurs, I haven't seen that movie since I was little though

@jenny____r @DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm looks like an animorphs book cover

New poster for Hikari’s ‘RENTAL FAMILY’ The film follows a struggling actor who is hired as a token American guy for a Japanese rental family company in Tokyo.

@picotop What if I have a 790 credit score but only take home 48k? Doesn’t that get me somewhere?

ladies, do not hit unless he passes the “55 Challenge” - 5’5” - $55,000 income - 550 credit score - under 55 years old

@sgaenthusiast27 @bigjohnmcguyver Bind torture kill??

@bigjohnmcguyver John Can we get a box score? Best and always, BTK

Sun coming up and I am just racked beyond belief. One of those nights I guess. I'm about to buy a $40 uber home. Good morning, and happy Sunday. Pray for me.

@LeisureGod69 On pouches. Real recognize real

Update:

My wife is out to dinner, just rented Dune 2 and popped a 30mg gummy. It’s a bad night to be a Coors Edge.

@punkrockcoach @barstoolsports @grok His name is not Jeff Nadu don’t listen to grok. I’m not going to dox the kid but I grew up with him. From the suburbs but he thinks he’s Malibu’s Most Wanted

@barstoolsports @grok who is this guy?

They fucked with the realest person on the East Coast!

@NEPHEWRXK Pour one out for Buck Owens neph

Bakersfield, Ca NEPHEW

@alfkkifine No you stupid bitch. We want grandkids and a 1600sq. ft. house on 4 acres of land with an above-ground pool in the back yard. Have fun licking toads in Cambodia while you shit your britches all night in the woods.

why is everyone's main goal to get married and have kids like dont u guys wanna do drugs in foreign countries

@Arongor_ @tippity Growing weed or cypto mining. Anything other than those 2 is beyond me

@tippity How is this even possible

my $1700 electricity bill

When I was 17 I worked lumber supply down in Austin. My coworker (6’9 monster of a human) had to take a shit when we got to a drop but there wasn’t a porta John on site. Painters left their paint behind on their lunch break. He shit in a fresh bucket of paint and we gtfo of there

@Hoppelite03 @Doge_Codes @nypost Just looked it up and did the math. I’ll be damned you’re right

Chile returns $125,000 in luxury watches stolen from Keanu Reeves by South America-based crime ring trib.al/wqodicp

@TwistedSailorX @bennynotblanco they actually sent representatives out to my local gas station and had the owner on his knees in the parking lot. made him count to 99 with the gun barrel in his mouth. shit was unseemly bro.

@bennynotblanco @CircleKStores explain yourselves you greedy piece of shits

This makes me want to start snitching cause ion think he know what’s happening down at the corner stores

@BaoYanda @funnysmartguy12 I’m 28. Is it too late to kill myself?

it is OKAY to be 26 ♥️

@TheCoochScouter Only thing gayer than calling out of work for your birthday, is letting people know it’s your birthday. Let them find out a week later like a real man

Taking off work for your birthday.