allison

Look what I made 😊

but I am le tired

💦💦💦water your plants 💦💦💦

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new dare for @RealDiscoDonnie

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What do self driving cars do at 4 way stops

got all cozy in bed and realized I forgot to get a giant ass water required for survival over the night :/

don’t tell someone ur five minutes away and then not be there 15 mins later.

5 days into 2024 I get food poisoning I hate this year

I’ve been sick for a week I’m so over it 😭

@TheSpoilerGirl1 So cryptic couldn’t just say Wendell and Dee had to make us work 😂😭

Not nelnet calling this morning Girl bye

2024 just my baby and me and I can’t wait

Last night’s after party was my last event of 2023 and I couldn’t be more proud of myself + my team for everything we’ve accomplished & all the obstacles we’ve faced & conquered! Pleasure to STILL be here rocking with y’all after almost a whole decade. Happy New Years everyone!

i want this war to end :(

Are you this old?

@zettatunes 🥰🥰

@1017alli U STILL HAVE THE BIRD??

Twitter is trying to MAKE me update now hahahah no thanks I’ll keep my bird

THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD ASK YOURSELF THIS NEW YEAR “between now and dead: is this how you see the rest of your life?”

my dad just gave my 8 month old a bite of Krispy Kreme donut so we’re gonna be up all night