aidan

bro why tf did kids randomly just throw up in the middle of class during elementary school all the time

tacobell or tac 'Obell

inflation

my boss just told me he's gonna "send me to minecraft" if i'm late again

horse therapy ink therapy why don't we try therapy therapy

how come i kill it as a waiter but bomb every other conversation i have

robert eggers voldemort movie please

shit daughter or fart son

we meet at tilted towers once every fortnight

i have shared custody over my cyberkids with my cyberwife

i will NOT watch another 2 hour and 45 minute movie

smash that dislike button, unsubscribe from me I don't give a fuck

girlbuprofen and acetaminabitch

it's cool because when u get a leaf in ur house u can just toss er right back outside

wish i could gobble like patrick

being bisexual just for the fits

yo mama so nuts she balls

i feel like people aren't actually praying on my downfall but not enough people are praying for my come up

i appreciate the offer mr fazbear but can i maybe just do one night instead

I like donkey kong just because he like to have fun

yo mama so mac she roni and cheese