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my dinner today after eating my entire kitchen last night

Mickey & Minnie

i’m a waste of a baddie, i don’t go no where

leaving lipstick stains on cups is equivalent to an angel leaving behind feathers

dropping 10 pounds preparing for summa

a man pulling out his phone for a mirror photo w you is like foreplay

my boyfriend is such a burrito i want to eat him

bricked up after i lay on his chest? my type of man

i’m hungry for a year long vacation w my lover

i want to lose 20 pounds in an hour

“I'll never talk to you again” Introverts:

watching a man cook for u is like foreplay

me 3 tables down in disguise while he’s on his boys night out

instead of texting “on my way” i’m just gonna start sending this

The softer the life the hornier the wife

Men do be good at parking I’ll give them that

don toliver ugly ass sure know how to make some sexy music