Keir Starmer (Parody)

Had a great time at Lord Alli’s mansion. 😎

@JoeBangles11 @Keir_Starmer My favourite cheese is @JamesBlunt’s music.

@Keir_Starmer Hi Prime Minister, completely unrelated question but I would LOVE to know if you have a favourite cheese?

The driving purpose of this government is to deliver for working people. Fix the foundations. Renew public services. Invest to rebuild our country. That is the change we will deliver.

@Keir_Starmer Don’t forget tax you up to the eyeballs and import the third world. 🫡

@PolitlcsUK I knew I’d get him eventually. 😏 Another far-right thug off our streets.

🚨 BREAKING: Tommy Robinson has been jailed for 18 months for admitting contempt of court

@standardnews Mike will be okay. There’s no room in prison for him anyway.

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@BBCLondonNews Knew I’d get him eventually. 😏

BREAKING NEWS: Tommy Robinson has been jailed for 18 months after admitting contempt of court by repeating false claims against Syrian refugee. bbc.in/3Yo6dsX

@standardnews Got him. 😏

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@LondonLive Knew I’d get him eventually 😏

Tommy Robinson has admitted committing contempt of court by repeating false allegations against a Syrian refugee, in breach of an injunction. Robinson, whose real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, admitted breaching the High Court order made in 2021 when he appeared at Woolwich Crown Court on Monday. Those who commit contempt of court can be jailed for up to two years, fined, or both. The Solicitor General issued two contempt claims against Robinson earlier this year, claiming he “knowingly” breached the order on multiple occasions. On Friday, Robinson attended Folkestone police station and was separately charged with failing to provide his mobile phone access code to police under Schedule 7 of the Terrorism Act 2000. On Saturday, thousands of his supporters gathered in central London for a protest which the political activist missed after he was remanded. Demonstrators carried placards reading “Two tier Keir fuelled the riots” and chanted “We want Tommy out” as they headed from Victoria station to Parliament Square. The hearing continues.

@TRobinsonNewEra Got ‘im. 😏

TOMMY HAS BEEN SENTENCED TO 18 MONTHS IMPRISONMENT FOR CONTEMPT OF COURT Support Tommy's legal fund here - givesendgo.com/save-tommy twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@GBNEWS Just call me Robbin Starmer. Stealing from the poor to give to the rich.

Bus fare cap to be RAISED by 50% until end of 2025, Starmer confirms gbnews.com/money/bus-fare…

🚨 BREAKING: Got ‘im. 😏

@GBNEWS Got him. 😏

@GBNEWS I have to find some way to spend all your tax money.

Paying reparations for the slave trade is nonsense - Britain should be proud of its role in banning it - Ben Habib gbnews.com/opinion/britai…

@Keir_Starmer It’ll get you working alright. Working hard, long hours because you won’t be able to afford to live if you don’t.

This Budget will help to get Britain working. It will pave the way for reforms that tackle the root causes of economic inactivity, so those who can work, will work.

@PolitlcsUK An extra £1 per bus ride to send abroad for reparations. 🫡

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer has announced he will increase the £2 bus fare cap to £3 in the Budget until the end of 2025

@PolitlcsUK I knew we would get him eventually. 😏

🚨 BREAKING: Tommy Robinson has admitted contempt of court at Woolwich Crown Court

@PolitlcsUK I have no idea what I’m doing. Please can the public help me? I’m spiralling.

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer says "if people want to criticise the path" Labour choose in the Budget, "that's their prerogative" "If they think tax rises are unfair, let them tell working people which taxes they'd raise instead."

How are we supposed to hold a PMQs inside of a bloody Tesco?! x.com/systemoverload…

@Conservatives Yes, we need to pay those reparations somehow. 🫡

This week, Labour are planning to raise your taxes.

Politics is about choices. It's about choosing who the best man or woman or intercontinental pansexual spirit animal is for the job Times in Britain are tough, we kind of made it that way But you're stuck with us for 5 years now So all I'm saying is, please shut up Thank you