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Simo Häyhä

@110YearsFarmman

I run a farm in my Fatherland with my dog... and deer. Former CEO and Commander of Akikawa's PMC (Tracen Paramilitary Division). (Parody Account)

Katılım Ekim 2025
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🐶: "Arf?" ⛷️: "Um, don't worry Kille. It's none of you're concern. I just haven't tweeted in so long... Is anybody still around here? ....... I should really go to a more lifeful place than just be in the forests aren't I..."
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@JetBlack0305 @loneumatraveler "...Because I'll do it myself sometime soon. It's not worth you're time feeling empty than you already are. I can't bear thinking about it hardly, specially since I loved her to-" {Wrong words can only drawn out through one's own misery... This only seemed to piss them off.}
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@JetBlack0305 {Hamo? Oh right, he still goes by that name... But what's the point? Thinking of being a doctor and under a new name wasn't still enough for him to do the one thing he is best known for, killing someone with his rifle. Yet, he didn't respond to her. Not even in the slightest.}
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𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚗 𝙲𝚊𝚏𝚎.
𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚗 𝙲𝚊𝚏𝚎.@JetBlack0305·
@110YearsFarmman She slowly comes up to Hamo. ` ......... ` ` Easy Goer's STUPID SLAVE. ` She charged her fist towards Hamo's face, while her legs that are strong in an Uma deal with kicking his ankles as she started to beat him up relentlessly. ` I TRUSTED YOU. ` ` WHY?! WHY HER?! `
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Simo Häyhä@110YearsFarmman·
@JetBlack0305 "Yeah. I did that. I'm not lying and I wouldn't deny it." {From the start it was all a fucking setup, the entire encounter and the time. It was all setup when he realized it was all ultimately for nothing. A lesson for him from where he stood, consequences awaiting him.}
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@JetBlack0305 @loneumatraveler {It didn't take long for him to wrap the scarf that her own sister wore around her. In the same way she did, he remembered to follow through it precisely... There was nothing he can do for her now, not after seeing to it that he put a bullet in her head.} "Mhm. I killed her."
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Simo Häyhä@110YearsFarmman·
⛷️: ".... Um, good morning everyone? I couldn't get that much time to find a regular wifi area and. Me and Kille are fine! We have just been hunting and relaxing. That's all!"
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Simo Häyhä@110YearsFarmman·
@loneumatraveler -He stands idly by, with his Mosin in hand. The world around them has already started to shift and distory as if multiple continuities begin to erupt and rip at the seems. They need to stop her here. He calmly aimed at Festa, who stood still infront of them-
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A Certain Stay Gold... (Cancer? Arc)
A Certain Stay Gold... (Cancer? Arc)@loneumatraveler·
-PHASE 2: ft. @110YearsFarmman- -The two of them arrived immediately, spotting her in an already abandoned Shibuya, she wasn't sure what is really happening but she needed to stop Festa herself or else things would go way worse- "FESTA! THIS ISN'T YOU! PLEASE STAND DOWN!"
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Nakayama Festa | Commissions Open!!@GamblersWinBig

[...] "They approached... heaven... overcame gravity. And yet... they do not open their eyes. It's time I showed them. It's time... heaven came down to earth." [In every timeline, "Nakayama" flew towards the reactor. Their gravity now enhancing the black hole.]

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Simo Häyhä@110YearsFarmman·
@loneumatraveler "I guess that explains the shockwaves... We should really get going then."
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@loneumatraveler "What... Brings you here?" -Kille walks up towards him, who he gives headpats to as he waits for the Uma's response-
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@loneumatraveler "Barely..." [He remembered the time she sent her flying, using a rifle made out of compact air and freezing her in space...]
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