fat cat

%80 of the cringe stuff i say here is satire. the rest is pure, sincere, unadulterated cringe

@Tragoit @chickenincrisis oh!!

@1111garf1111 @chickenincrisis it's the greatest gift, after lasagna and the weekend

would u like me as a gift

me when garfielf

@yurifanatic12 i-i....

@1111garf1111 wanna find out

what happens when thirens cross breed in zzz? like if jane doe and cissia breed what would their baby be? or what about a full furry thiren like pulchra if she breeds with miyabi what happens then?

@onlykiriko this happened to one of my buddies too

lesbian eminem be like im beginning to feel like a strap god strap god

@WiseLovesChuu @zemnam oh endddd

@1111garf1111 @zemnam shade

men shitting on women's interests is so icky

@1111garf1111 this is true all hog players are evil

@Voah_01 no you're useful skinny and beautiful. don't let anyone tell you otherwise

@1111garf1111 ten minutes of my life

n-no.. we can't.. we're both burgers >_<

@MufflettaPickle yeah..you wouldn't be the first oomf to make poop jokes

@1111garf1111 oh my hod is that why my oomfs have been liking my reply cause i misinterpreted it this whole time oh my god DID YOU ALSO THING J WAS PLAYING UP A BIT

@SepiaVoid yeah it should be the opposite

@1111garf1111 Ewwww men shitting on women, that’s gross and unsanitary

@MufflettaPickle it took you like an hour

@1111garf1111 oh my god i just realized it says interests oh my god i thought it oh my god this whole time oh my god it oh my god

@Tragoit @MufflettaPickle evil muffletta is... problematic media..?

@MufflettaPickle @1111garf1111 Evil Muffletta Picklefoot be like: shits on top of you

@MufflettaPickle umm so basically

@1111garf1111 WHY IS ANYONE SHITTING ON ANYONE....

@kakavladsha god i wish that were me

ALSO C6 CHEVREUSE AND LYNETTE i love lesbians

@1111garf1111 @SketchDmon they should create a new social media called GarfField and instead of mondays you get lasagna