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48,118 Lies - Today is May 26, 2026 - Day 491 of the Trump Regime lying to us. With the average of 98 lies per day, this is how many we’ve heard this term. Today’s reminder… 3600 inside trades in 3 months to enrich himself. Stop telling me about how he donates his salary.

Donald Trump has been accused of rape in the Epstein files more times than undocumented immigrants have been arrested for voting in a federal election since 2000.

@krassenstein This is us now

Hey guys. Gas is $5 a gallon, inflation is soaring, we are in another war, and the East wing has been torn down, but don’t worry!! We will have MMA fights on the White House lawn.

@JDVance Bro, read the room.

When politicians allow fraud to run rampant, normal Americans suffer.

Trump appears to have forgotten today that he posted the same rambling message, word for word, about his war in Iran 1 week ago.

@JoJoFromJerz @JamieBonkiewicz I am unclear on how he can even be nominated based on how he dressed at the White House. 😂

Piggy is gonna lose his fucking mind isn’t he? 🍿🍿🍿

@ByronDonalds Wait, people still want this pedos endorsement? 😂 Bye Bye Byron!

I am incredibly honored to earn the trust and endorsement of President Donald J. Trump. I will never stop fighting for the state of Florida!

@covie_93 Or the number of times he’s listed in the Rapestein Files?

Notice the lack of bruises on his hand....

@JaredRyanSears Nailed it

Trump said he was going to prosecute all kinds of Democrats because there was so much corruption. How has that gone? Joe Biden autopen - dropped Letitia James - tossed out Jerome Powell - dropped Mark Kelly - Grand Jury failed to indict James Comey case #1 - tossed out Lisa Cook - still part of the Fed Adam Schiff - no charges Trump said they would expose how the election was stolen from him in 2020. Numerous court cases have been dismissed, and Trump has been unable to provide any evidence proving his claims, even with a weaponized DOJ. This is because Trump lost a free and fair election. None of that should be surprising because this is the same Trump who claimed: -Other countries pay for tariffs, but the average US household spent $1,500 on the illegal tariffs last year. -Tariffs would bring in so much revenue that we could get rid of the income tax and send everyone checks. We still have income tax, we didn't get checks, and the debt is rising faster than before. -DOGE was going to save so much money that everyone would get DOGE checks. No one got DOGE checks, and DOGE cost more than the tiny amount it cut. -That he wouldn't start any wars, only to then start a war in Iran. -Said Iran was a short excursion and that the war was won in early March, but we're still at war at the end of May. -He would bring prices down. Instead, he skyrocketed gas prices and shot inflation to its highest level in 3 years, and it is still rising and now outpacing wage gains. My question to Trump supporters is: why are you going to believe the next lie Trump tells you?

The Trump brothers hate the way they looked before all the plastic surgery. Whatever you do, make sure you don’t repost this far and wide. 😉

REMINDER: Jon Husted took over $116,000 from a named Epstein co-conspirator including a maximum donation just weeks before voting against the release of the Epstein files.

@DavidPepper 💯

Yes, again: because when you want to crack down on fraud, the first thing you do is call in the scam artists, one of whom believes Medicaid is a “mistake”

@VivekGRamaswamy Glad you went back home to Texas. We don’t want you in Ohio, just like you didn’t want to keep your business here. Stay away.

Great to welcome Dr. Oz to my home. We discussed how to bring down healthcare costs quickly. Crushing Medicaid fraud is the obvious first step.

PERFECT BILL OF HEALTH! 🇺🇸

@Jim_Jordan You’re such an embarrassment to Ohio. Please stop talking.

Arrest Medicaid fraudsters. Deport criminal aliens. End sanctuary cities. Simple as that.

@WhiteHouse If you’re going to use the word “Strength”, you should probably not use Sleepy Don in the graphic.

The mission is simple.

@KenPaxtonTX @DonaldTrump Pedo Protectors are BIGGER in Texas!

Thank you, @DonaldTrump! Polls are now open. Bring five friends with you. Post your photos to remind Texans that today is election day! Let's work together to make Texas great.

@TomAJAX67 @EdKrassen

@117texts @EdKrassen Change your handle to The Dumbest Retard on X.

Trump made 3,600 stock trades in the first 3 months of 2026 alone. Imagine if Obama or Biden even talked about buying a single stock. Trump is the most corrupt president in history. By far!

Today’s Wordle is in honor of @JDVance not pursuing a 2028 run for President. @VP #Wordle

We need a ballroom so we can have these events indoors