gettin’ away on the 24th of may stan account

@henrycow420 i wish i wasn’t in so much pain

lobster

please sign my petition c.org/H5XNDwSxtZ

@messedupfoods the can is redundant !

turns out being the 30 year old who’s really into indie sleaze revival isn’t all what it’s cracked up to be :/

@VOCMOpenline the open line song was the best thing ever

what REALLY pisses me off is hot dog buns come in 8 packs and wieners come in 12 packs, like why don’t the wiener and bun company communicate a little and settle on a number

@CTachio83984 if smoking weed makes you tired it’s because you have karmic debt and an impure heart

"i feel tired most of the time" well if you didn't wake up and immediately start smoking weed th- "THAT'S NOT AN OPTION"

I think me and Kanye west would b best friends

@JayOnSC @TSN_Sports only time will tell…

Will this Oilers win shift momentum in the Oilers favour?

@waitbutwhy i would never be in situation

Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?

applying the phil spector method

@henrycow420 play that funky music white boy

yes

@pepsi i don’t really drink pepsi that often

You ever finish your Pepsi but then you miss it so much you sip the tiny bit of liquid left in the rim