Asawari Ghatage

Every Song I've Ever Loved (a chaotic playlist across genres and languages, and constantly a WIP) open.spotify.com/playlist/6QG4r…

@yabasust Okay say it then

@11ty1 Is very simple

You can become an instant comedian by attempting to say pazham pori as a non-malayali in a malayali household

@PAHoyeck @ganapathi_97

Girlfiend: Wait, Kafka was an insurance clerk? Me: Yeah. Girlfriend: The guy who wrote the bug book? Me: Yep. Girlfriend: That makes sense. If I were an insurance clerk, I too would write the bug book.

What I wouldn’t give for the opportunity to write these sentences 🤌🏼

@shutupshom Jail

went to marinate chicken and ruined the banter I had going on, call me anthony bourdain't

PLS

The audacity to think that someone needs to be “set free” by a rando on the internet

Okay time to read Wodehouse again

@peeleraja I know, Peel 😭

@11ty1 i live in ahmedabad

Went to Malleswaram 8th cross at 1pm thinking it’ll be empty and I’ll be able to get all my shopping done quickly. Lol joke’s on me.

@peeleraja Pls it’s a nightmare now 😭

@11ty1 lol i miss that place

@aelfred_D @shutupshom

𓅓𓂋 𓊪𓂋𓅂𓋴𓇋𓂧𓅂𓈖𓏏…

📢 We’re excited to share that we’ve just closed our Series B round, led by Peak XV Partners, after our first full year of profitability. This milestone is all in the service of one thing truly – to help us further scale what we believe is the most important part of insurance – the claims experience. For the last 6 years, we’ve been obsessed with improving the claims experience. Because we believe it's the moment that matters most for anyone who gets insurance. And after 6+ years and 500,000+ claims, we're at a claims NPS of 79. This round empowers us to deliver this experience to the next million Indians. We’re extremely grateful to our customers for trusting us to care for their teams, our investors (Peak XV, Tanglin, and GMO) for believing in our mission, and the 500-odd Plum-bers who’ve built this with relentless care. To know more - plumhq.com/claims

@bs_frr The disappointment I felt when I went for a regular eye checkup and the doc said yeah, it’s back… 🫠

@bs_frr It did in my case, and I’ve heard about it happening to a lot of other people between the 5-8 year mark. But not sure if it happens to *everyone*. Made peace with glasses now

@bs_frr Hi fren, I got LASIK ten years ago. And my power came back 5 years ago. Back to wearing glasses now. AMA.

Lmaooo

people misunderstand the icarus story. the problem was not that he flew too high. it's that the wings were made of beeswax, which offered very little resistance to heating. with modern materials he would have had no problems. we can fly as close to the sun as we want now

I will never emotionally recover from all the Star Trek series being taken off Netflix 😔