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@Mavs_FFL We had a lieutenant in the jail I was in and this is how he patted down the trusties as we left the kitchen. Chillest dude ever.

Ish guarding Boozer #MFFL

When some guy is trying to tell you about $LOFF but you literally just got back to Earth. High risk.

@BigBlueVCR @plaxicoburress @EliManning Ask him how he shot himself

2007: Spike Lee had a conversation w/ @plaxicoburress to talk about his game winning TD catch in the Super Bowl from @EliManning to give #NYGiants the lead for good. Plax was a physical mismatch for Ellis Hobbs. When the blitz call came in, Harrison knew they lost the game.

@JOKAQARMY1 We used to say it's all gravy in the 80's as kids. Shut the fuck up

The Secret Code words of the underground Hollyweird Scene.

@0xRuzy Yet she referred to the pa as, "that little pa over there."

Aubrey Plaza revealed that while filming, Nick Offerman reminded her she could get her own coffee instead of asking a production assistant. Aubrey Plaza: I remember I was just sitting in my little chair and wasn’t doing anything for a while. One of the PAs came up and said, “Do you need anything?” I was like, “Uh, sure. I’d take a coffee,” or something. Then Nick was sitting next to me reading a book or something, and he looked over and said, “Don’t forget that you can get up and get your own coffee. It’s right over there.” Amy Poehler: (laughs) Aubrey Plaza: I know that sounds kind of like an asshole thing to say, but I didn’t take it like that. I was like, “You’re fucking right.” Amy Poehler: Yeah. Aubrey Plaza: I was like, “I don’t need that little PA over there to walk over there, in my eyesight, and pour me a cup of coffee.” You get in that zone on set where you just turn into a couch potato, where you’re like, “Uh…”

@starsandstripes I'm glad I was married when I served. I lived off base. Also pockets about $300 extra a month in housing stipend.

HOUSING EXPANSION | More than 900 unaccompanied enlisted soldiers will soon occupy three newly constructed barracks at Camp Humphreys, according to the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers. stripes.com/branches/army/…

@SethSummersTV A strong Juneteenth? In Chicago 37 people were shot and 7 died. Yeah good job buddy.

Thankfully his friends were there to educate him. Echo chambers are getting dismantled.

@Humanspective I think eugenics was a good thing. It made the gene pool better.

Rupert Lowe just blew Joe Rogan’s mind with the Fabian Society. It’s emblem was literally a “wolf in sheep’s clothing”. Anthony Albanese (Labor Party) wrote a lead essay for issue 1 of the Australian Fabian Society’s magazine.

@Super70sSports That's the first base coaches fault

Here’s one you don’t see ... ever. A faked wild pickoff throw and the runner is a sitting duck at second. Worth the watch, just trust me.

@RiseAboveWithK I moved to Hawaii and lived with a 70+ swinger couple who wanted a pool boy around they could play with. I thought I could do it but I couldn't I left after a month. Never even got to go in the ocean there except to put water on my head before I walked to the airport.

He got himself a 70y/o sugar momma after he got out of PRISON LMAO

@_Briillo I went to his in San Francisco. He was out on a bike ride but his garage door was open. Dude had a thousand bicycles. He also had a giant bush in his yard the Shape of a dinosaur.

Robin Williams in Good Morning, Vietnam (1987). During his first broadcast, he improvised the entire monologue on the spot, which makes the scene even more incredible 😭🎬

@YIN_and_YANG_oo Pippen was in my town the other day

Jordan scored and played defense and then hit the game winner . No celebration. Been there done that mentality.

@KollegeKidd It's a deleted scene, settle down.

Fan believes he is witnessing a Mandela Effect after viewing a never-before-seen scene in Marlon Wayans and Shawn Wayans’ “Don’t Be a Menace” film

@Ali_Speaks You tell stories like a female. Get to the fucking point already.

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@gren78745 @CCaalifornia I saw that. Haha

@120SLAM @CCaalifornia Couldn’t even end himself properly.

@TheRewatchables I saw Ali on Christmas Day when it came out in Vegas. Horrible movie

Will Smith's big swing with 'Ali'

@Emmy_jay231 What's Freddy up too?

@philly2hoboken @BrianRoemmele Quicksilver. Premium Rush is better

@BrianRoemmele There was even a movie starring Kevin Bacon inspired by this guy... youtube.com/watch?v=gPTu2F…

Meet 1985 New York City king of the Bike Messengers. I ran into this guy. He was literally everywhere. This is 24 year old Leo, David Leopold. He was a legend.