Francisco “muchington” Dorito

Tough Illinois misses vs UConn

@GovPritzker Yo stfu

Are you ready for the Final Four today? I-L-L!

If we win the natty I coin beers as brads

@BarstoolILL give me the reigns to the account. You fucking suck and you have never made me laugh.

Whouston

You can’t spell Zero Accountability without iZZo.

@cooperokelly Are we getting a Super Bowl player?

#illini Bret Bielema on the DC search: “I’m making a transition from the current system… I can’t announce until after the Super Bowl, but the intention of what I have in mind will play out next week… It will be different probably than anything you’ve seen at Illinois.”

Ap just complemented my aux #stevewinwood

@ketasack Kids are soft these days. Huff on brother you earned it

@nolanbaudo keep doing what you’re doing my man I can feel your energy

Illinois spinning Illini

@Chiefdailys @SchmuleRipper64 @247Sports Stfu bro 😂

@kirstenrenee26 @Chiefdailys

Do men get hangover horny too or is that just a woman thing

#firstdegreeeliminate adamgee

@nepohireronny You were so close to a promotion, you should’ve wore a gorilla suit or something…

This chick is fucking evil #ThanosSnap

@QuigbyLamichael @MurrayHillGuy1 Everyone knows 22 is the final age you’re allowed to talk about coke whores sucking toes

@MurrayHillGuy1 Hang it up you’re 30

I’ve seen 100 “Maddie Kowalski” tweets and not one video or explanation Who is this?

Yo what if I wore underwear in 30 degrees as my costume #evaporate

i just came, or cummed, or whatever