Tim Warner

@RedsSuffering Or this… "Look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport.

When two hired assassins started talking about hamburgers…

@MNTwinsZealot Watched this from Louie’s back Deck in South Padre Island… fortunately my luck was much better than the Gophers that night… 😉

1989: The Gophers take on Duke in the Sweet 16. Lots of great stuff here: late 80s graphics, Willie Burton’s broken nose, the team intros & Brent Musburger!

@Super70sSports *adding Ted Kennedy

Tiger Woods has now officially secured his position on my personal Mount Rushmore of terrible drivers alongside SpongeBob, Mr. Bean, and Toonces. Legendary.

@NBCNews Did Tiger go to the Ted Kennedy school of driving??

BREAKING: Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover car crash in Jupiter Island, Florida, authorities say. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/t…

@Super70sSports I may sub in Rollie Masimino but it looks good to me

My 10 all-time favorite college basketball coaches: Jim Valvano John Wooden Al McGuire Bob Knight Denny Crum Rick Pitino Nolan Richardson Jerry Tarkanian Tom Izzo Joe B. Hall

@Super70sSports In Greg’s defense… when your hauling a hog the size of his around it’s got to get in the way of his swing occasionally

“You see those trees way over there? That’s where I like to hit the ball whenever I’m leading the Masters.”

@ChestRockwell68 @GopherHole There was no finer stumbling home, drunk food than the late night sub depot for Big Ten

@GopherHole Make it a memorial to my first underage drink on campus in September 1986. While they’re at it, cross streams and recreate the Big 10 and bring back its subs and quarter tap nights. Current students can thank me for my genius later.

#Gophers fans, what do you want to see The U do with Station 19? Keep as BWW? New venture? Something bolder?

@ClueHeywood At what point di a your name change to Mr Bojangles?

Bought a train ticket from Tucson to New Orleans today. Sunset Limited. Entering my inevitable Hobo Era.

@Super70sSports On a personal level, it was the 97 Gophers having watched every game in their run at various tiki bars in the Florida Keys… On a greater level North Carolina state… taking down Phi slamma jamma is an all timer…

What’s your all-time favorite college basketball team? I’ve got 1983 NC State. If you remember the ultimate Cinderella run those kids went on, you damn sure know why. Jimmy V forever.

@TodayInSportsCo Reg has some other ideas

Do you agree? 🎥

@ImJohnOHurley @PeterVecsey1 I would say Cal Ripken consecutive games played record should be up there as well…

These are extraordinary numbers…

@jasonmbryant Nice to see Lou had time while selling white wall tires.z

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@eternalrocks @StarxScott @Super70sSports Meep meep

@StarxScott @Super70sSports Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia. He was an English guy. He came to fight the Turkish.

Name a good bad movie. I’ll start with this gem: terrible plot, awful acting, dumb songs, and I can’t stop watching it.

@StarxScott @Super70sSports There is nothing bad about this movie…

@TodayInSportsCo Still the league leader in children fathered…

Kids today just don’t understand.

@AmazingPopPod Million to one shot doc! Million to one!!

What are your thoughts on Frank Costanza?

@ClueHeywood It’s not easy being correct sometimes

This tweet has broken contain to folks who don’t follow and aren’t familiar with my grumpy bullshit, so now I’m being told things like “fuck you and fuck your mom” and “sorry you have no friends” so it’s been a banner morning for the block button. Won’t be picking them up either.

Picking someone up at the airport, especially at night, is the worst. Grow up. Take responsibility for yourself. You’re an adult. You have a job and pay taxes. Get an Uber. Jesus Christ.

@OleTimeHardball You forgot Alan Page…

Who is the greatest defensive player in NFL history? 1. Lawrence Taylor 2. Reggie White 3. Aaron Donald 4. Ray Lewis 5. Dick Butkus 6. Deion Sanders 7. Deacon Jones 8. Rod Woodson 9. Mean Joe Greene 10. Write in a player

Baby, You’re a Rich Man might just be the Beatles’ most underrated song. I will now accept your nominees …

@Super70sSports Voted most likely to do your mom and everyone else’s after the divorce

We really need a coffee table book of 70s and 80s beer league softball teams. Just look at this murderers’ row. Perms, staches, dogs, dogs with Frisbees, pointing-at-the-camera guy, there’s probably about 11 divorces on this roster.