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My cup runnith over.

Twitter is more fun now that Elon is in charge. You can speak facts like men can't get pregnant and only women have periods. What a time to be alive! 🚀

@elonmusk I need a job and willing to relocate.

Twitter is ALIVE

It never hurts to ask but @elonmusk may I have a job at @Twitter ? so that I can do away with all the harmful porn accounts up in here. #cleanhouse #fightthenewdrug

That part where everything changed… bible.com/app

I’m still on a 2012 💻 Enter for a chance to win in a new MacBook Air and Camera. Sweepstakes ! 👀 swee.ps/cAFYMT_foOsbJK

Father, I feel like she’s some sorta perfect at the same time I feel like I’m worth less than 2 cents. I feel like the earth shifts beneath me whenever I get extremely nervous. Therefore I print my prayers in circles and throw them into orbit.

I hate that I often forget how countless Your stars are when looking up on a dark night.

Not all roads lead to heaven.

Oh Glory to God in the Highest ! Little did I know I was a sleeping giant …

Discipline (fruits of the spirit) is the key to success.

There are people that will destroy your soul, body, and/or Spirit All for their benefit whether it be Money, fame, pride etc.

“You weren’t made in the shadows but in God’s light.”

Rebuild my truck’s engine 🤔 or put money down on a new vehicle....either way I need to get away from this city for a bit #Thankiversary #contest

We’re drawing 5 winners to celebrate 5 years of #TMobileTuesdays 🥳 Tweet what you’d do with $5g using #Thankiversary #contest and we just might help make your wish come true. Enter now for a chance to win! 📲: t-mo.co/TMTrules

Remind me to watch this later 👍🏽

@milpa_lv Scrub-a-lub-a-dub-dub !!! 😂

😳....We might start another LLC !!! We Wash Your Pots (copyrighted) We Wash While You Watch (c) Me So Dirty (c)

You ever wonder if restaurant dishwasher hire someone else to wash their dishes at home...? 🤔 #kitchenthoughts

“You made it this far but you are going to go further!” - P.D.

¡NETA! We will be the freshest spot on the block. 🌽🌮🥗☕️ ¡Te lo juro por Dieguito Maradona! #HealthyFood #MexFastCasual #MilpaToMesa #HeirloomCorn #MilpaLV #LasVegas #SmallBusiness

We might not be open yet but like @Chef_Keller and @Sethrogen say and do Please support your independent restaurants !! Happy New Years Everyone!!