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i have no issue reading long pieces of text but maaaaan tweets should not be essays. the whole point of this platform was brevity and now i’m seeing 20 paragraph long tweets. it does get to a point
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I know this babe from secondary school. Her brain is not the same with us mere mortals. Congratulations B!!!🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Edna Jennifer@JE_dna
Just got my CFA level 3 result. I passed! 🥳🥳🥳 And just like that, I’ve passed all 3 levels of the CFA program 😊 All it took was 1,100 hours of study to answer 356 exam questions over 16.5 hours of exam time 😅 I’m ecstatic! Like a room without a roof! 😃
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Me: I want to print out my work on paper.
Shop owner: A4?
Me: A for apple, why do you ask?
Shop owner:
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To stop ants coming in to your house leave a saucer of milk outside. The adult ants drink it & it has an effect on ant reproduction. The young are born without toes so they can't climb in to your walls.
This effect is called lack toes in toddler ants.
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No light to preserve them.
Nigeria Stories@NigeriaStories
BREAKING: Nigeria 🇳🇬 named Africa’s top food waster with 38 million tonnes lost
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@NurseLekan Lol
It's like the "girls don't know how stupid they sound..." thing all over again 😂😂
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@Sun_of_ApoIIo Niggas when they see others Playing jon Bellion songs 😂
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@Ade__wun_mi Lol
The first time I saw this happen, it wasn't the mother doing the sucking
Ughh remembering it alone is sending shivers
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the most disturbing thing i've ever seen was a mother casually sucking mucus out of her baby's nose with her MOUTH
Remi@Miss_Oluremi
What is the most hygienically disgusting thing you've ever seen someone do?
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Na why I love Moniya.
If rain no dey fall for Ilorin, we no go see ham here.
Clear as Crystal 🤍✨@CrystalReignz
Carry umbrella or stay at home if you want to pass Mokola and its environs. It’s raining heavily rn.
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Farò un’ipotesi azzardata e dirò che la persona che ha ingoiato la pillola con la sua confezione potrebbe essere americana.
cardoso@Cardoso
Hora do remédio, mas como não sou bobo, cortei as pontinhas pra não machucar a garganta.
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