sydney atkinson☀️

Why are people still recording themselves taking hits from bongs? I thought we were passed that stage y’all

Day 6 of people having to wear masks, “assholes refusing to wear one and causing a scene” count still at 0

I don’t know why I bother looking through Netflix when I only watch the office and love actually, I pretty much pay for Micheal Scott and Hugh Grant every month

Matthew likes to do this thing when he’s sleeping where he sounds like he’s gunna fuckin DIE but that’s just how he snores ✌🏼

Also how did I become one of these people that is obsessed with tiktok?

I need more hobbies where I don’t have to be around people

My conversations with Matt consist of what we did in animal crossing that day and why I’m annoyed with work this time

Okay but for real, animal crossing has taken over my life

I’m starting to see girls doing the “duck face” again and I’m like, is it 2013?

There’s always a friend that all your other friends like more and sometimes that isn’t you

Every time I tell my mom someone I’m friends with is pregnant, she gets more creative when she tells me about how old she will be when I have a baby 🤰🏻

I’ve been having flashbacks from the time I worked at a call centre and I am cringing

Being rude to a customer service worker right now takes a special kind of mean and I’m not here for it

Trying to find a job in the medical field right now is....interesting

I wonder if my boyfriend knows how many videos I have of him snoring I’m saving for a rainy day ☔️

My friends and I looked back on my old tweets and it was the cringist thing I’ve ever experienced

I love my niece so much, but I still only wanna be the cool aunt

Like Matt and I are just sitting in bed listening to music and talking and I couldn’t be happier, like I’m so content with life