VonAllen

🚨 BETA TESTER WANTED 🚨 I've built one beta test version of my 2-stage split entry design and it's hungry for some action (check pics for specs). Reply with your best #ballpumping pic. The reply with the most likes will be the lucky pump lab rat 🐀😉 Conditions: - Experienced #ballpumper who pumps regularly - Willing to provide feedback + share your experience - Speaks English or German Preferences: - EU preferred (no customs forms to fill out for me 😃) - A donation to help cover shipping, materials & time would be very much appreciated🙏 Like + Repost helps spread the word 🔥 Deadline is Sunday May 17th

@KDxGP From beneath the Fishbowl! #Ballpumper @KDxGP

@MegaSiliconedK Goals

A big fat cock 🍆🍆 onlyfans.com/siliconedmate

@SizeQueenKristy Neither, I've got a battering ram

What's between your legs?? A sniper rifle? Or a pistol? Which will do more damage? 🤣🤣🤣 #SizeQueen #SizeMatters #BiggerIsBetter #BWC #BigDick #BigCock #Hotwife #CockComparison #BigDickvsSmallDick #BullvsCuck #BigDickLittleDick

@KDxGP I'm guessing you are running single material currently, but did you have a test run with a dual filament petg for the rigid parts and an interlocked tpu for the gasket/ maeting surfaces?

A bit of the design history of the 2-stage split pump

@Penny_Underbust May I Pay the Mommy tax instead?

@13VonAllen13 Time to pay the daddy tax.

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@Cate_BBW @SizeQueenKristy Thick enough?

@SizeQueenKristy Yes size matters, for me it’s better to found a thick cock rather than a thin and long one but for me the most important thing is how much it lasts and how much it cum

THIS is the type of guy that has the right to show off 😍 The rest of you are losers! Sorry 🤷‍♀️ #SizeQueen #SizeMatters #BiggerIsBetter #BWC #BigDick #BigCock #Hotwife #SPH

@Penny_Underbust Don't Gaslight me Jesus!

*knock knock* Hello, I’m a representative from the church of Dungeon Crawler Carl, do you have a moment to hear about the good book?

@KDxGP Let me know! Im tired of getting stuck in the 3.25"!

2nd test-drive of my 2-stage split entry design prototype. Still holding with no leaks. It has a 70mm (~2.75") opening, which is good for about 1h before I get stuck. But luckily I can sparated it 😁 #cockpumping #cockpump #ballpumper #ballpumping #penispumping #penispump #pumper #pumping #pumped #vacuumpumper #vacuumpumping #monsterbulge #hugenuts #hugebulge #monstermeat

I just got my new trunks in for my upcoming cruise, what do we think?#ImHerBull #BullBalls @OxBalls #BigNuts #Hungbull

@ZeniZounds Zeni dear, you just gotta mod the sink, 2 towels one in the sink(keeps bottles from breaking) filled with beer and ice, cover with 2nd towel folded to "fit" the sink...also works in nested rubbish bins! Hope it helps for next time!

Our hotel room was the first I’ve had in a VERY long time that didn’t have a mini fridge. Therefore it was an “ice bucket with 2-3 Rolling Rocks in it at a time” kinda weekend 😂

@MaverickBallFox Well done Fox!

Let me just say i could barely get my ass against the glass because my nuts are too big

@tinydwarfluna Me

Who wants a new wallpaper? 👀 (say "Me") and I'll send something spicy

@tinytaylax So at 3'11" I gotta ask at what size do say, "you wanna put that where, F that!"?

Guess my height for a surprise ☺️

@comradewolfe What a delightful "oops" comrade!

Oops, my nuts are kinda fat now...

@ZeniZounds If operating machinery that can maim/mort ya is the only time never is a viable answer...otherwise treat it like the Irish, Italians, French, Spaniards, and Germans do, Pint/Glass at Lunch, and then 2hrs b4 punch out!

It’s been a while so I’ve forgotten, but remind me. What time is it again when drinking becomes acceptable on the clock? And don’t you dare tell me “never”!

@DemoraAvarice Get this woman a Dino grabber or robo-claw STAT! @DemoraAvarice must not only be unstoppable, she deserves to be invincible!

Mwahahaha in #heels I’m unstoppable! I’m… over 5 foot! 😂