PALLIATIVE UMU ASA ™

Either I make this money legally or illegally!!! If them catch me, fine and good!! If not, jaiye till eternity!!!

@Alusta98 Lmao. I’m not even gonna be married by 2030 bro 😂😂😂😂😂

@13_xcvi Marriage 🌚

What else should it be about??? Should I have been after her life instead???

@stybijuu8 They eat like thieves, maybe that’s inspired by poverty. They’ll go on dates with a snake provided food comes out. An idiot will be claiming foodie, while destroying her body. Later she’ll come out and be shouting chubby or nothing.

@13_xcvi You're not even lying, that's the sad part. It's rare to see women with aesthetically pleasing bodies outside of clothes once they hit 30.

I fucked a 30 year old lady last week and I’ll say this, that’s the worst mistake I’ve made this year. Don’t even know why yall men get so confident in marrying women you’re older than by less than 5 years. Women age like shit

@bagboiemmy27 @HeartMattaz All of them get wetin dey do them

@13_xcvi @HeartMattaz Bro true matter women crazy gan very anyhow creature

Can you just imagine????? You made a covenant and you didn't marry him???? HeartMattaz

@iamnasboi Give me a recording deal, we’ll make money together. It’s not capping, it’s facts!!!! Should I DM you??

I am bored

@Alusta98 Weyrey don turn messi 😂😂😂😂

@13_xcvi Okocha 💔😂💔

Ball wey everybody dey pass to each other, e reach your time, you carry am run go house go keep!!! No be so o!!!

@Cryptharry41 Na why I dey like clear doubts sha. Just underestimate am till e touch you for body

@13_xcvi 😂😂but when e never rise eh ignorance she go talk rubbish

Nigerians have a number problem. I know the number of girls that have run from having sex with me cos of this. They don’t even know what 8 inches is, they don’t! And if that dick is 8inches soft, it’s a shower dick! When erect, highest it’ll get to might be 8.2 inches.

@Godrick_eth Nonchalance and me in the same sentence ???? You’ve got the wrong person here, bro 😭😭😭😭😭

@13_xcvi 😂 why are you so nonchalant 😂

If she calmes down and tell you her family history one evening before you both get serious wetin e mean abeg 🙂‍↔️?

@VERITY_HQ Person wey do BBL??? 😂😂😂

If you divorce your husband, there are over 100 women ready to replace you.including your best friend. But if your husband should divorce you, chances of getting another man is very slim .

@Godrick_eth As it should be!!! I no fit go dey hate kee community ball na

@13_xcvi 😂😂😂😂💔💀 return am to the street abeg 🙏🏽

Girls with promiscuous aura 🤨

@Alusta98 @_spicychoco_ Dash me extra 30 seconds from your 2 mins na 😭😭😭😭😭

@13_xcvi @_spicychoco_ Make I dey manage my 2 mins nothing spoil

Even the 8inches sef, most women can’t take it, they think they can until it’s in. The only people 8 inches and above favors are girls with big bumbum that like doggy, if you like missionary I pity your cooch..

@Cryptharry41 Lmao. My own ma for queue e rise, brush one babe for my front, she understand sha

@13_xcvi Like bro them go see grower say na small dick I dey swim one day as e rise na so one babe look me😂. The difference before and after dey show. Big dick own na to add 1.0

@Godrick_eth Lmao. Next time, as she dey talk, just dey press your phone. When she quiet, ask her wetin she go like chop or drink.

@13_xcvi 😂😂😂 if I no follow how I wan take know say make I run 😮‍💨

@Alusta98 Lmao. That’s if sentiments allow you see well

@13_xcvi If pesin like those whores born me 😂😂😂I go disown dem

One nonsense i don’t believe is, old people’s prayers are a blessing. Now, imagine Ada of London or sephy or Yahweh kinikan, they’ll get old someday too. Shey their own prayers too go work abi?? After all the rubbish they’ve done! Old people are just young people that grew old

@Alusta98 @_spicychoco_ You be 3 inches plus 2 mins man. I be 2 inches plus 30 seconds man. Both of us no fit relate

@13_xcvi @_spicychoco_ Am listening Sir !!

@Alusta98 Yes na!!! Shey tomorrow when them old, we go calm them “mama” too, abi???

@13_xcvi 😂😂😂😂omoh

@Godrick_eth You’re very caring o 😂😂😂😂😂

@13_xcvi 😂😂😂💀💔 wow

Why exactly did Madrid sign mbappe?????