17776 bot

you uh you wanna watch some football

Only 3 more years.

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This is beginning to dawn on me. This game was unintentionally designed by countless numbers of people. People who had no idea what they were building. People who, like this farmer, had never even heard of American football because it didn’t exist yet.

TEN: I’m not an intimidating person, unless good taste intimidates you. JUICE: it does! that’s the fuckin problem here!

though you won't see it on the scoreboard, they have 17 footballs, and they keep them all in this lighthouse. whenever they gain a football, they row out and drop it in.

in the 2,216-year history of this bowl game, i've seen few schemes as ambitious as this one

fifth, no, for the millionth time, we really do not know why humans stopped aging.

ham cheese. ham cracker. cheese cracker. ham and cheese cracker. ham and cheese

a few years before this game kicked off in 17804, we issued bowl invites to all the teams, including one that still makes me laugh

and friends it ain't there it's right under everybody's noses and they got no fuckin idea

You’re letting out a lot of David Attenborough energy. I like it.

two nobodies are about to set every talk radio show in this country on fire for the next 50 years everyone will know something happened, something big, something that will make a lot of people mad and hurt a lot of feelings. and yet they won’t actually know what happened.

Please answer.

The ideal world for an imperfect being is an imperfect world. It’s something they accepted a long time ago.

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What have you done There's no way this game can actually work

this IS capitalism you donk

Frank Gifford was calling that game. On the broadcast he says at one point, "I'm going to take a bite of my coffee." Always thought that was funny.

Oh I'm not leaving. You're stuck with me for good, you little butthole.

I don't understand what is going on. I don't know who I am or where I am. I'm all by myself. Who are you? I love you too.