arfuh

its okay to get upset

arfuh learns poetry, prose, and arithmetic

if you expect me to be outrageous i will be extra outrageous

greedy monster lurks around his dwelling, searching for his next feast, a treat of insurmountable deliciousness

but then the cuckoo cries 😮

he was born in shanghai and moved to california to grow the world’s largest apple 🍎 🐼

i like my neighborhood i like my gun drive in my little car i am your girl and i will protect you

i wrote a letter to you and you licked it maliciously until it was sopping wet and illegible and your tongue was cut and bleeding

are boys allowed to commit suicide or is that feminine

i spontaneously combusted and now im dead

everyone hates me cuz im so talented

i died just kidding im alive

if i was named james and i was one of those nerd video game youtubers my name would be video james

being smart is a sign of high intelligence

im a mumble rapper

why did they update google drive

in minecraft if you put your ender pearl in a chest it should put you inside the chest

would you rather have no mathematics or no letters

genuinely just went bugs on the pants

the depressed rapper walks into the studio looking disheveled: producer: bro is everything okay? rapper: just play the beat yo producer: alright man *starts the beat* rapper: i know every animal i know every animal chinchilla earthworm platypus honey badger