andrew abello

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andrew abello

andrew abello

@1909

professional amateur

Napa, CA Katılım Mayıs 2009
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andrew abello
andrew abello@1909·
Do any of my friends still use twitter? I'm only reminded about it when someone tries to reset my password and I get a notification.
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They ran out of "I voted" stickers last night. I almost reached into the box to pull my ballot out in protest.
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andrew abello@1909·
My wife thinks that I spend too much time on my phone and don't pay attention to her. Hold on, she's saying something else now.
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andrew abello@1909·
Do people still make magazine racks for the bathroom or did those go extinct when smartphones were invented?
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andrew abello@1909·
Had to park crooked between 2 a*holes who don't know how to park. Now that they're gone I look like an a*hole.
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andrew abello@1909·
Check engine light came up on the used car I've owned for a month. Turns out I'm low on washer fluid. Close one. #bmw
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andrew abello@1909·
The sun blacks out at 10am on a Monday when I'm at work and it's a "natural phenomenon." When I do that it's a "problem."
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andrew abello@1909·
Black DJ playing corridos at TGIFridays. Only in San Bernardino.
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andrew abello@1909·
Ten attempts to reset my twitter password in the last 10 seconds? Nice try North Korea.
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andrew abello@1909·
I know it's time for bed when I drop my phone on my face.
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andrew abello@1909·
I ordered a medium hot coffee. Turns out it was all the way hot because I still burned my tongue. #adulting
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andrew abello@1909·
"I've never been this hungry in my entire life." - me every two hours
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andrew abello@1909·
If 50% of the my body is water, 100% of that should be coffee by now.
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andrew abello@1909·
Why are tortillas not in the "Hispanic Food" aisle at the grocery store?
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andrew abello@1909·
Bad news: forgot wallet at home somewhere. Good news: I can pay for Starbucks and subway with my phone.
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Yogurt and whiskey was a bad idea.
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andrew abello@1909·
Question for my friends in interracial relationships: how often do people ask if you want separate checks at the end of dinner?
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andrew abello@1909·
Shoutout to whoever is trying to reset my twitter password.
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