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#starmer will never get invited to ‘Just A Minute’ will he ….. "Without repetition, hesitation, or deviation"

I didn’t think it possible to have a more ineffective, wet wipe of a #PrimeMinister than John Major but fair play to #keirstarmer he’s done it 🤷‍♂️ #mandelson #vetting

He could have had her kidnapped earlier, weddings ain’t cheap you know 😙 #grace

At last, there’s been a distinct lack of double sunglasses action this series 😙#grace

@NathanJudah What’s that thing about raining and pouring 🤷‍♂️

🚨 It is my understanding that following the 4-0 defeat at West Ham last week, there was a verbal altercation between Tolu Arokodare & Mateus Mane in the dressing room. That altercation became significantly physical with Arokodare being the sole aggressor. He has since been fined by the club & was an unused substitute on Saturday in the 3-0 defeat at Leeds. The Nigerian international’s future at the club is in considerable doubt heading into the summer. Incident discussed in more detail on Monday’s Judah & Spiers Wolves poddy @PoddyWolves patreon.com/cw/Wolvespod #wwfc 🐺

#themurderline serious crime drama until Minnie Driver and the Brit minions turn up …. then it’s bordering on comedic 🤷‍♂️

#themurderline the innocent comic sales boy didn’t take much convincing to turn into Pablo Escobar did he 🤷‍♂️ #itv #itvx

@JacquiOatley Bang on Jacqui. If Haaland throws himself to the floor, clutching his face it’s a red, but histrionics shouldn’t determine the outcome. 🤷‍♂️

Issue here is that Haaland didn’t over-react - no red card 🟥 was shown. But 2 seasons ago, Fabian Schär was red carded and banned for 3 games after Saints’ Ben Brereton Diaz’s theatrics led to straight red. No VAR overturn. Players will sadly take note. skysports.com/football/video…

@Davelatics @SimonCalder Need to monitor the Schengen 90 days in 180 days stay rule 😡

@1957RAB @SimonCalder I don't understand why they're doing it. We treat eu arrivals along with usa Australia and others the same way we treat locals

EU entry-exit system: Greece goes its own way. The EES – fingerprints/facial biometrics taken from all "third-country nationals" – is supposed to operate at all Schengen area frontiers. But Greece has decided to drop the biometrics for UK passport holders. independent.co.uk/travel/news-an…

@Davelatics @SimonCalder I’m pretty sure once it’s all aligned EES will be fine. The issue has been the piece meal launch, some airports have been much better prepared than others 🐻⬇️

@1957RAB @SimonCalder Oh I have waited an hour in Oslo and not much less in bilbao so far

@Davelatics @SimonCalder I’ve never waited a hour at Berlin, Prague or Alicante for EES

@1957RAB @SimonCalder I've never waited a hour for my passport to be stamped in Greece

@Jon_wwfc Also known as ‘lost’ 😙 #wwfc

He’s always staring in to the middle distance #wwfc

I’m thinking of killing my agent 😙 #houseofgames

These two appear too chic for France 😙 #aplaceinthesun

Team selection problems for ‘arry …. he’s used to that 😙 #imaceleb

She’s got a funny feeling again … was it Lee or her husband ? Afternoon all, currently locking horns with Thames Water billing si full attention not on #aplaceinthesun today

‘Playing the system’ surely not ? That wouldn’t happen in the U.K. today would it ? 🤷‍♂️😙 #politicslive

This country is becoming such a 5h1t show that increasing spending on defence won’t be an issue as no one will be bothered to invade us anyway 😙🤣 #politicslive

@JacquiOatley The fault isn’t with the EES system, the lottery is how individual airports have implemented / organised it 😙

Landed 🛬 at Lisbon airport 🇵🇹 and feared the worst re queues after seeing the news about the new EES digital fingerprints/photo system. But the kiosks waiting for us Brits/non-EU passengers were brilliant. Fingerprints swiftly taken, digital questions answered, no queue ✅